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#400540 |
Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 09:06:02
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Similar to last year, I would like everyone competing to eat as much as possible and hold their bowels for meni daiz.
Rules:
There must be a sign in the picture.
I need corn! (nothing is better than a corn riddled turd)
Winner will be voted on based on color variation, texture, length of time for delivery, and ofc size.
Prize: 5,000 FP
Best of luck to you all.
#400541 |
Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 09:07:58
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we dont celebrate thanksgiving here, but can i try anyway?
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Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 09:09:19
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Quote (bjones9 @ Nov 27 2008 - 09:07:58)
we dont celebrate thanksgiving here, but can i try anyway?
Sure, but please adhere to the pooped rules.
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Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 09:10:50
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we dont celebrate thanksgiving here, but can i try anyway?
Sure, but please adhere to the pooped rules.
kk ill try my best and thankyou for this wonderful opportunity of pooping hah
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Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 10:18:36
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we dont celebrate thanksgiving here, but can i try anyway?
Sure, but please adhere to the pooped rules.
kk ill try my best and thankyou for this wonderful opportunity of pooping hah
faggot
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Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 10:45:11
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visible corn is required?
#400592 |
Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 11:51:58
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I don't have corn on my table m8
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Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 12:31:17
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#400653 |
Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 15:20:03
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Nov 27 2008 - 10:45:11)
visible corn is required?
Yes.
#400674 |
Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 16:44:13
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no corn here, LOOKS LIKE IM OUT
shitty contest (lol)
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Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 17:06:12
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visible corn is required?
Yes.
Dude fuck the corn, why must you keep the nigger out of competition because he has no corn!
Think of the chillun!
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Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 20:35:56
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Quote (MyAddiction @ Nov 27 2008 - 10:18:36)
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Quote (bjones9 @ Nov 27 2008 - 09:07:58)
we dont celebrate thanksgiving here, but can i try anyway?
Sure, but please adhere to the pooped rules.
kk ill try my best and thankyou for this wonderful opportunity of pooping hah
faggot
oh..
#400759 |
Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 20:39:34
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Quote (Duped @ Nov 27 2008 - 16:20:03)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Nov 27 2008 - 10:45:11)
visible corn is required?
Yes.
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Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 21:10:02
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there was no corn at my grandmas
#400860 |
Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 23:11:15
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hard to believe its been a whole year since last time of this
remember it like yesterday
#400862 |
Thu - Nov 27 2008 - 23:12:12
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clearly even going to take part if i need corn
worst contest ever
#400900 |
Fri - Nov 28 2008 - 00:15:05
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Fine whatever no corn needed.
#400920 |
Fri - Nov 28 2008 - 01:38:00
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thats right, faggot
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Fri - Nov 28 2008 - 02:00:04
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fuck I didn't take pics of the six shits I already took
fucking lactose intolerance
#401163 |
Fri - Nov 28 2008 - 23:19:20
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pic will be pooped tonight of mine
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Fri - Nov 28 2008 - 23:46:39
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So i did this after a HUGE thanksgiving meal, the next day i didnt eat till the next thanksgiving meal at night, and pooped right after. didnt really hurt coming out, but it took effort. was kinda firm in consistancy but with a little bit of a softer exterior. smell was unbearable
the best part was that i knew it would be a bitch to flush, and i flushed it alone with no toilet paper. it broke in half trying to go down the hole, the to pieces jammed together in the hold, and i flushed again and it dissappeared. i wiped and tried to flush only to realize it was clogged. the toilet was clogged so bad a plunger did nothing after 10 minutes of trying. i broke apart a coat hanger and jammed it down the drain moving it around for another 10 minutes or so and it finally unclogged
tl;dr - stupid shit
Sorry i forgot to poop proof its mine, but it is.
#401184 |
Sat - Nov 29 2008 - 02:29:26
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i im a huge faggot seeing this pic on evans camera
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Sat - Nov 29 2008 - 14:49:50
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clean your toilet you slob
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Sat - Nov 29 2008 - 14:51:14
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streak marks sry
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Sat - Nov 29 2008 - 20:37:43
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gotta love the pube hair on the toilet as well... kinda weird but oh well n1 imo but dont believe the story
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Sat - Nov 29 2008 - 21:27:18
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i ate my thanksgiving dinner ton8
hope to push something out by tomorrow n8
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Sat - Nov 29 2008 - 21:51:32
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Quote (b3no7 @ Nov 29 2008 - 20:37:43)
gotta love the pube hair on the toilet as well... kinda weird but oh well n1 imo but dont believe the story
story is true i was pissed i took so long to freakin flush it
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Tue - Dec 2 2008 - 10:09:44
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when do i get my Fps for winning this contest
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Tue - Dec 2 2008 - 20:46:29
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i have a pic but im clearly sure if its worth uploading
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Tue - Dec 2 2008 - 20:49:23
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Quote (___ @ Dec too 2008 - 19:46:29)
i have a pic but im clearly sure if its worth uploading
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Wed - Dec 17 2008 - 19:37:48
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toilet needs to be unstickied
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Thu - Dec 18 2008 - 20:13:34
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i kinda just threw up a bit in my mouth.
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Thu - Dec 18 2008 - 20:19:55
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hmmm
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Thu - Dec 18 2008 - 20:46:38
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Nov 27 2008 - 17:06:12)
Quote (Duped @ Nov 27 2008 - 15:20:03)
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visible corn is required?
Yes.
Dude fuck the corn, why must you keep the nigger out of competition because he has no corn!
Think of the chillun!
cornbread
duh.
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Thu - Dec 18 2008 - 21:33:47
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mac you need to pay evan
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Fri - Dec 19 2008 - 17:58:43
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duped pay me PLIZ
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Fri - Dec 19 2008 - 18:00:45
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in b4 dodge'd
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Fri - Dec 19 2008 - 18:01:42
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Quote (Vogan @ Dec 19 2008 - 18:00:45)
in b4 dodge'd
too late
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Fri - Dec 19 2008 - 18:02:45
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Dec 19 2008 - 18:01:42)
Quote (Vogan @ Dec 19 2008 - 18:00:45)
in b4 dodge'd
too late
in during (fixed)
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d;p ofc t4t
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