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#641996 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:40:25
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i stop at the gas station down the street to get a pack of cigarettes and some gas.

$27.75 later i go to start my car and she wont even turn over.

ofc cellphone dead, just had to walk ~2 miles in the rain/snow/cold, fuck.
 
#641998 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:43:04
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gz
 
#641999 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:43:32
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same
 
#642000 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:44:50
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#642006 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:51:06
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shitty
 
#642007 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:51:19
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CUZ IM A POTHOLE!
 
#642009 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:54:18
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:51:19)
CUZ IM A POTHOLE!


LOL was not expecting that
 
#642011 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:55:33
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OKAY BAI!!!
 
#642019 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 13:10:32
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sucks m8.
 
#642021 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 13:10:51
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Quote (seth @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 13:10:32)
sucks m8.


guess you should get a fucking vespa, fag
 
#642025 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 13:12:57
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:51:19)
CUZ IM A POTHOLE!


When you go shopping do you park in pothole places and all the pothole people give you pothole faces?
 
#642147 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 16:55:15
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 13:12:57)
Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 12:51:19)
CUZ IM A POTHOLE!


When you go shopping do you park in pothole places and all the pothole people give you pothole faces?


icwhtudidthere
 
#642150 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 16:56:32
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why the fukc didnt you sell your clunker to obama when you had a chance
 
#642152 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 16:58:05
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Quote (DuckTape12 @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 13:40:25)
$27.75 later i go to start my car and she wont even turn over.


An occasion for foreplay.
 
#642154 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 16:58:35
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Quote (HCL @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 16:56:32)
why the fukc didnt you sell your clunker to obama when you had a chance


sentimental value brah, i wont let this car go until it needs something expensive done
 
#642155 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 16:59:28
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Quote (DuckTape12 @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 13:40:25)
$27.75 later i go to start my car and she wont even turn over.


An occasion for foreplay.


the old lady despises me these days.... :(
 
#642158 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 17:01:21
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Quote (RewtheBrave @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 16:58:05)
Quote (DuckTape12 @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 13:40:25)
$27.75 later i go to start my car and she wont even turn over.


An occasion for foreplay.


the old lady despises me these days.... :(


Use the cigarettes as a lure and if that fails, use the gas. She can't call anyone, because the phone isn't working. ~Can't believe I said that.
 
#642160 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 17:02:40
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Quote (RewtheBrave @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 17:01:21)
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Quote (DuckTape12 @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 13:40:25)
$27.75 later i go to start my car and she wont even turn over.


An occasion for foreplay.


the old lady despises me these days.... :(


Use the cigarettes as a lure and if that fails, use the gas. She can't call anyone, because the phone isn't working. ~Can't believe I said that.


ouch, i don't mind it rough but :donno: if im down for that
 
#642165 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 17:05:02
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What really sucks here is that you had to walk in the cold/rain/snow. I grew up with that, and I may need to retire in the US to avoid it.

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#642169 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 17:07:04
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Quote (RewtheBrave @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 17:05:02)
What really sucks here is that you had to walk in the cold/rain/snow. I grew up with that, and I may need to retire in the US to avoid it.

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:euh: would never live in canada, too many french people for my personal taste.
 
#642187 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 17:26:22
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Your car is still better than mine :euh:
 
#642264 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 19:22:34
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Quote (DuckTape12 @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 23:07:04)
Quote (RewtheBrave @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 17:05:02)
What really sucks here is that you had to walk in the cold/rain/snow. I grew up with that, and I may need to retire in the US to avoid it.

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:euh: would never live in canada, too many french people for my personal taste.


move to russia: more cold far less french
 
#642277 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 19:45:53
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1/10 of Canada speaks French you nubs.
and I'm proud to be part of that.
 
#642318 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 21:54:20
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Quote (starlite @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 19:45:53)
1/10 of Canada speaks French you nubs.
and I'm proud to be part of that.


yeah, but its fake french with a weird ass dialect.

if you went to france and spoke canadian french, they would vomit
 
#642330 | Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 22:35:38
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gracing this toilet with my profound +1's
 
#642372 | Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 08:08:48
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 03:54:20)
Quote (starlite @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 19:45:53)
1/10 of Canada speaks French you nubs.
and I'm proud to be part of that.


yeah, but its fake french with a weird ass dialect.

if you went to france and spoke canadian french, they would vomit


not as much they vomit on illegal immigrants from africa who think that they can speak french or arabs who slaughtering that language, so after hearing all of them, canadian french would be like music to their ears
 
#642395 | Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 10:00:21
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Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 08:08:48)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 03:54:20)
Quote (starlite @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 19:45:53)
1/10 of Canada speaks French you nubs.
and I'm proud to be part of that.


yeah, but its fake french with a weird ass dialect.

if you went to france and spoke canadian french, they would vomit


not as much they vomit on illegal immigrants from africa who think that they can speak french or arabs who slaughtering that language, so after hearing all of them, canadian french would be like music to their ears


pfff, sierra leone is full of super french.
 
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Quote (DuckTape12 @ Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 00:07:04)
Quote (RewtheBrave @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 17:05:02)
What really sucks here is that you had to walk in the cold/rain/snow. I grew up with that, and I may need to retire in the US to avoid it.

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:euh: would never live in canada, too many french people for my personal taste.


whats wrong with baguettes?
 
#642399 | Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 10:12:39
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Quote (seth @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 21:54:20)
Quote (starlite @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 19:45:53)
1/10 of Canada speaks French you nubs.
and I'm proud to be part of that.


yeah, but its fake french with a weird ass dialect.

if you went to france and spoke canadian french, they would vomit


I still find french candian girls to be super sexy when they whisper dirty things in your ear.
 
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Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 10:12:39)
Quote (seth @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 21:54:20)
Quote (starlite @ Wed - Dec 9 2009 - 19:45:53)
1/10 of Canada speaks French you nubs.
and I'm proud to be part of that.


yeah, but its fake french with a weird ass dialect.

if you went to france and spoke canadian french, they would vomit


I still find french candian girls to be super sexy when they whisper dirty things in your ear.


i believe i graced you all with my french speaking ability last night on vent
 
#642428 | Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 11:21:17
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If the women is hot. It doesn't matter what language they speak.

Because any person can talk in the language of "I want to fuck you like a fucking animal and scream like a fucking Tasmanian Devil".
 
#642476 | Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 11:47:34
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why the fuck are you using this site faggot
 
#642480 | Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 11:54:59
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you should quit smoking bro
 
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Quote (hedonism @ Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 11:47:34)
why the fuck are you using this site faggot


 
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Quote (hedonism @ Thu - Dec 10 2009 - 11:47:34)
why the fuck are you using this site faggot


it's more interesting than the d2jsp donor forums
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