Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)23:41:16 No.285612XXX
Alright bros, lets settle this once and for all,
If your food was expensive(25+ p/h), your server gets a salary, if your food was cheap, chances are they are making 2 bucks an hour without your help.
Second of all, we have to check on your food. We know you don't like it when we do, we don't like it either, its a job contingent and I apologize.
If your server seems shitty, there are 2 possibilities. A) They are shitty
They have 2 many tables (restuaraunt's fault clearly theirs). You can tell, if the person is sweating, they are overburdened, if they are huffing, they suck.
If you get a shitty server, tip 5%. $0 is a dick move, but makes you look like a regular cheap asshole, 5% sends a clear FUCK YOU. Yes, I am a serverfag telling you to tip poorly. The benefit to doing this is that you will make bad servers quit their jobs. This improves the industry as a whole.
If you are going to complain to a manager, be calm and collected, if you are exasperated and yelling, the manager is just going to call you a faggot under his breath when you leave. Cool and collected will actually cause change.
Stop telling serverfags to get a real job. 90% of people in waitstaff are working to pay for school. It is a shit tier job, but only to prepare for actual work. Its clearly hard, but it doesn't pay well by default. A good server has a potential to make decent money, but don't assume they all do. Pay respect with respect, and pay ignorant niggers with 30 cent tips.
Last but clearly least, this is directed at other serverfags, People who don't tip are people who don't give a fuck about other people. THIS IS THE EXACT DEMOGRAPHIC OF 4CHAN. So stop getting butthurt when /b/ says shit about you. They do clearly care, will clearly care, cannot care. GET A REAL JOB FAGGOT MY PARENTS PAID FOR COLLEGE SO I COULD CULTIVATE MY NECKBEARD.
I hope this poop was informative, if you have any questions, reply with battletoads