get to hotd roughly 6:55
its 39 degrees
im roughly 50th in line
there is a light breeze
i stand in the same spot for 2 hours essentially delirious from cold/hunger/omg i have to poop a 4th time already just dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit
bye the time 9 rolls around there is probably 175-200 people in line
many people seem to find their way to the front from the one person in 3 that saved a spot
case after case of adam leaves the building (along with cases of fred and doggie claws, basically everyone initially walked out ith 3 cases and a six pack of ruth [i still need to try this!])
9:30 i actually get in the front door
9:37 i find out the credit line is to the left, cash only is a straight shot (i vaguely remember this from last year)
ask for a case of adam, case of fred, 12 doggie claws
she only charges me 415, i dont immediately notice
i step over to the pickup line (essential where the 2 lines kinda rejoin at the pickup table)
i read my receipt, see it says 1 case adam, 11 doggie claws
i turn around and order my case of fred - 140 w/ case discount (say fuck the one doggie claws missing, clearly worth the effort as there is obviously too much going on for 5 people to handle [2 credit tellers, one cash teller, one cash order puller, one credit order puller])
i get in the pickup line again
when i am next in line to pickup in the credit side of the pickup table, the one guy i always see helping says "stop selling adam!"
only roughly the closest 20-30 hear this, a collective gasp is heard
there is still roughly 50 people inside and 100 people outside
i am next on the credit side, the 3 guys behind me from outside are next on the cash side
he pulls my adam, my 11 (lol) doggie claws
credit order puller pulls the order behind me, only 7 left
cash order taker kinda walks back from the table, hes now a wallflower
i try to get the credit order puller to pull my second order (case of fred, yes i know its confusing there are 2 orders, they both have my last name so its a girls name spelled wrong yes thats me i show him my receipt repeatedly i cant get my case of fred)
my case of adam sits there, the 7 after me next to it, they search for 5 more to give the guy after me
the cash line, with the people from right behind me whilst outside stops in its tracks
they line up the credit sales receipts, they need like 5 more cases or something
i keep trying to get this dudes attention that i only need a case of fred
i want out before they take my case of adam away!
finally i get his attention, get my case of fred, and walk out with the last "legitimate" case of adam from the wood
i load my car at 10 and drive to salem to
finally poop for a forth time today
This post has been edited by blind_chief on Sat - Nov 12 2011 - 21:09:15