http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/04/us/04enviro.html

down'd

obama finally did something i like and came out and said anything he does to fix it, BP is paying for

i was already expecting a toilet about this

Buy your shrimp now before they go up in price with a 4x multiplier

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no one wants to buy your shrimp faggot

on the positive, we will run out of oil faster now which will spur along research of better fuel sources that hopefully wont give seventeen hundred thousand dollars to terrorists

If there's one thing about us blacks, if you fuck up something of ours, oh you paying for that shit nigga.

but otherwise, youre still paying for it, right?

"read that at an adam voice, didnt even smile and didnt even reading it"

please explain

The government will fine them some bullshit amount that is like 0.00001% of their total income and they could probably make back the fine in 1 day of business.

BP will consider the spill a little setback and the cleanup will be a minor priority. While other groups waste their time cleaning up the spill.

Which results in a Oil company still striving afterwards and many local businesses in the seafood area of Alabama/Florida/Louisiana go out of business due to the recent events or most of them experience hardship and prices for seafood is astronomically increased for some time.

sgulls everywhere will be laying black eggs

Mom just loaded up.

wait are you still talking about shrimp or something else?

jk, that was in poor taste

but well done

0/10

Wouldn't have laughed at that if it was Joe's mom.

the compositional makeup dispersants that the oil companies use to break up the oil is a closely guarded secret. aka we have no idea what kind of shit we are using to break the oil up so it can be evaporated or broken down naturally. there is also no long-term study of what these chemicals do to the environment. sure, they proal had little choice as oil seeps out everywhere.

maybe next we can rape the rain forest
ohh, wait

fucking humans

Nothing is really yours you just complain until we pay for it again!!!

this just screams "were fucked"

saved, looks like something i could use as sig effect

poor duckies need some plastic rings down there to keep the family united through the blackness

fucking obama. if he didnt fuck up this would have never happened

the ocean sucks, anyways

gulf of MEXICO, says it all...shit dont work down there

I hope you never come to Florida and enjoy your beaver rivers in Pennsyltucky.

hey,



shut up

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That's it.
I'm outta here.

LOL

Is it still broken?

ofc

bp has no idea what they are doing

and in more shocking news, the 3 companies involved in this were speaking in DC yesterday and they all blamed each other but clearly themselves

euros

Deflecting blame (what BP should have initially done instead of publicly say they are going to pay for this mess) is standard corporate operating procedure.

Things are working as intended in the land of corporate politics.

whats even better is that anyone who cant work due to the oil spill will sue bp for lost wages, but that lawsuit will be grouped with everyone else and will proal take 20 years to finalize (a la exxon court cases) so in the mean time good luck bro

i really hope shit like this does clearly get blown out of proportion though. people will be trying to rape the system, get free money etc. due process should ofc be followed, but that does clearly help the little guy in the mean time

I just lost my job because of BP, going to call a tort lawyer when I see a commercial on TV for it.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=524_1273510578

wow

those poor fucking birds

can i get a hydrogen fusion update