They're both 250 pounds and bitter

They are the subjects of most the poops on DC.net

They sit in a cold basement 24 hours a day

They're clearly going anywhere except on holidays and special occasions when family are around

You could take either one to a bar where there are a lot of drunk, attractive women and they won't be impressed

Unlike most people, Joe is willing to talk about them

For some strange reason, people around here actually care when things happen with them

If you spent the night with one of them, you would regret it the next morning

For some strange reason, people around here actually care when things happen with them

We are looking forward to when they mature

Poor nick.

should have been stupid'd before lances poop

LOL

great job steve

gonna go with false on this, a night with adams beer cellar would never end hence no worrying about the morning

seriously got a good lol

I did as well.

But I was hoping that Adam was enough of a Malt Worms Crushing Super Snakephant to show how og;dc this hatred is by clearly pooping anything.

Clearly he is clearly and I am all that is left in the world that is pure and good.

#1 USEast

did you make this up or plug in nicks name from a template

and its pretty much a guarantee that stupid toilets get ruined

Is this pill popping monster actually capable of any of this?

It's the same old shit, bash Nick in anyway possible, copy pasta if needed.

#1 USEast

This post has been edited by MoS. on Tue - Aug 31 2010 - 22:49:48

internet champion, signing out

you're clearly admin anymore, you're fanclub is at 1, 1.5 if you count evan

-=]-[3@[)$h0t=-

lol, lol, lol, lol and lol

Boom.
Headshot.

Next?

all original work, ofc

correlation with being a top dog and jealous/attention whores trying to get a piece of the pie

#1 USEast

You have clearly even held a job for more than a month. Shut your mouth.

LOL

Relevance?

both get no actions because adams job as a firework salesman was out-trolled by the asians years ago he just didnt know it until now. no job=no new ales to put in cellar

good day sir

why dont you just write a book about it

that was p good

I enjoyed this

You very well might be all that is left in the world that is pure and good, but like Adam's beer cellar, maybe three people will ever know this. You were good while you lasted, but you were enjoyable for 15 minutes, then you require someone to clean you, fill you up, and let you mature for a few years before anyone is willing to give you another chance.

This also reminds me of the beer that Adam sent to

When it finally does leave the house, it lasts two, maybe three weeks before it has nothing more to offer and you get a report on DC.net about it.

Since it dwells beneath Adam (or at least his wife), they are both approx. 12 steps below a normal person.

in after zodijackyl ruins his own toilet

lol

glad i wasn't the only one thinking this

jesus, mary and the holy ghost

toilet was already ruined

might as well make it another @Nick toilet because most of the shitty poopers will skip over it then

he hasn't pooped in his shower yet

at least clearly with pics