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#839226 | Mon - Jul 9 2012 - 21:04:18
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#839227 | Mon - Jul 9 2012 - 21:04:29
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day off, dont know what to do
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#839333 | Wed - Jul 11 2012 - 08:25:25
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just bought some tequila and cuban rum, tasting will start at evening
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#839341 | Wed - Jul 11 2012 - 09:28:06
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breakfast
rs
lunch
shower/cleanup
interview @3
dinner
run
rs
sleep
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#839631 | Mon - Jul 16 2012 - 09:35:57
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this is crazy
work maybe
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#839721 | Tue - Jul 17 2012 - 00:31:19
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gn8 maybe
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#839755 | Tue - Jul 17 2012 - 09:25:07
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jul 16 2012 - 06:35:57)
this is crazy
work maybe


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#839889 | Wed - Jul 18 2012 - 00:13:43
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it was a hot summer day and i was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. my abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. once i was done with my daily 32 hour workout i called one of the bitches i know, jessica. she is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel.

so i got into my lamborghini gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an italian import with special engine system). i got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, i hit about 600 mph and i could hear the sonic boom as i broke the sound barrier. as i was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. so be it. i came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. these ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know.

so she gets out of the house and walks up to my bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. i could tell she was staring at it because when i looked at her i noticed she was looking at my dick. booya. flash forward to like 10 minutes later. my 30 inch dick was going inside her vagina, hitting them walls. i’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as i’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. she looks me in the eyes and says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. i blow my load so hard she fell off my dick. there had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. people say i cum like a pornstar, i wouldn’t disagree with them.

i throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then i do a triple backflip into my maserati and drive home.
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#839891 | Wed - Jul 18 2012 - 00:21:25
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it was a hot summer day and i was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. my abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. once i was done with my daily 32 hour workout i called one of the bitches i know, jessica. she is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel.

so i got into my lamborghini gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an italian import with special engine system). i got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, i hit about 600 mph and i could hear the sonic boom as i broke the sound barrier. as i was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. so be it. i came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. these ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know.

so she gets out of the house and walks up to my bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. i could tell she was staring at it because when i looked at her i noticed she was looking at my dick. booya. flash forward to like 10 minutes later. my 30 inch dick was going inside her vagina, hitting them walls. i’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as i’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. she looks me in the eyes and says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. i blow my load so hard she fell off my dick. there had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. people say i cum like a pornstar, i wouldn’t disagree with them.

i throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then i do a triple backflip into my maserati and drive home.


i seent him do eet.
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#839904 | Wed - Jul 18 2012 - 09:33:16
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Jul 17 2012 - 06:25:07)
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this is crazy
work maybe


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#839907 | Wed - Jul 18 2012 - 10:18:32
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jul 18 2012 - 10:33:16)
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this is work
call me joe


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#839949 | Thu - Jul 19 2012 - 08:28:36
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wheat toast, strawberry jam
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#839950 | Thu - Jul 19 2012 - 09:31:56
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this is work
call me joe


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#840064 | Fri - Jul 20 2012 - 09:24:11
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crazy
maybe
work
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#840075 | Fri - Jul 20 2012 - 11:01:35
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gym
poop
beer + tf2
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#840077 | Fri - Jul 20 2012 - 11:04:29
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Quote (smoked @ Fri - Jul 20 2012 - 08:01:35)
beer + tf2


you better clearly bitch out on me
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#840079 | Fri - Jul 20 2012 - 11:27:15
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jul 20 2012 - 12:04:29)
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beer + tf2


you better clearly bitch out on me


6 pack of perpetual ipa in fridge, gonna go get growler or bfast stout after gym methinks
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#840166 | Sat - Jul 21 2012 - 11:09:28
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some alcohol is needed quickly
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#840369 | Mon - Jul 23 2012 - 06:41:01
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new sched
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#840387 | Mon - Jul 23 2012 - 09:35:56
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Jul 19 2012 - 06:31:56)
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this is work
call me joe


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#840592 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 01:03:13
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gn8
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#840593 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 01:05:12
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 01:03:13)
gn8


bai
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#840621 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:31:24
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jul 23 2012 - 06:35:56)
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this is work
call me joe


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#840717 | Thu - Jul 26 2012 - 00:13:21
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this is work
call me joe


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#840883 | Fri - Jul 27 2012 - 09:36:51
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this is work
call me joe


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#840983 | Sat - Jul 28 2012 - 05:17:45
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this is work
call me joe


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#840997 | Sat - Jul 28 2012 - 09:07:56
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Quote (Norse @ Sat - Jul 21 2012 - 19:09:28)
some alcohol is needed quickly


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#841002 | Sat - Jul 28 2012 - 10:04:13
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marklar
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#841010 | Sat - Jul 28 2012 - 10:52:47
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Packing.
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#841011 | Sat - Jul 28 2012 - 10:53:59
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Quote (smoked @ Sat - Jul 28 2012 - 11:52:47)
Packing.


Heat?
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#841013 | Sat - Jul 28 2012 - 11:12:52
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Packing.


Heat?


That, and for trip ofc
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#841019 | Sat - Jul 28 2012 - 12:11:28
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Packing.


Heat?


That, and for trip ofc


Have meni adventures and regale us with tales whenst u return.
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#841020 | Sat - Jul 28 2012 - 12:13:06
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So far today -

'Slight scapin
'Slight d3
'poopin
'Phone call from wifey
'took care of pet rats
'sittin on couch clearly sure what next. Kid is still asleep, so no playing outdoors with him. Need to move the patio furniture back outside at some point.
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#841131 | Sun - Jul 29 2012 - 22:11:18
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The names tunk.

medical doctor.
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#841165 | Mon - Jul 30 2012 - 09:25:02
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this is crazy, call me maybe
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#841166 | Mon - Jul 30 2012 - 09:25:46
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hair cut? - done
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#841247 | Mon - Jul 30 2012 - 23:55:36
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HEY, GN8
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#841336 | Tue - Jul 31 2012 - 22:52:04
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have clearly pooped a gn8 in a while
alright, bye
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#841341 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 00:01:31
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Jul 30 2012 - 20:55:36)
HEY, GN8


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#841345 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 03:55:34
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dont call it a comeback
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#841348 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 08:38:53
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Interview and etc
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#841350 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 08:49:26
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taking cat to the vet, then chick fil a
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#841351 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 08:51:32
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Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 05:49:26)
taking cat to the vet, then chick fil a


fag
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#841365 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 11:20:35
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taking cat to the vet, then chick fil a


fag


hey, the cat has a thyroid problem, that doesnt make her gay
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#841366 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 11:32:11
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taking cat to the vet, then chick fil a


fag


hey, the cat has a thyroid problem, that doesnt make her gay


you cat is a better person than you
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#841385 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 14:07:35
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taking cat to the vet, then chick fil a


fag


hey, the cat has a thyroid problem, that doesnt make her gay


you cat is a better person than you


she likes chick fil a also
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#841400 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 15:36:42
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taking cat to the vet, then chick fil a


fag


hey, the cat has a thyroid problem, that doesnt make her gay


you cat is a better person than you


she likes chick fil a also


being an idiot is only beneficial in america
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#841414 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 16:53:09
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taking cat to the vet, then chick fil a


fag


hey, the cat has a thyroid problem, that doesnt make her gay


you cat is a better person than you


she likes chick fil a also


being an idiot is only beneficial in america


never been happier to wait 40 min for fast food
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#841415 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 16:55:15
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taking cat to the vet, then chick fil a


fag


hey, the cat has a thyroid problem, that doesnt make her gay


you cat is a better person than you


she likes chick fil a also


being an idiot is only beneficial in america


never been happier to wait 40 min for fast food


you should have asked if the chicken you purchased was gay
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#841416 | Wed - Aug 1 2012 - 16:55:27
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at work +1
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