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#882163 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 17:45:04
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#882164 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 17:57:53
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yes, in about 30 years
 
#882167 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 18:08:26
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yes, in about 30 years


joe and i alone could get us there in 6 years @ current poops/day
 
#882169 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 18:17:00
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Let me make a script to poop every 10 seconds real quick.
 
#882171 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 18:31:51
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:17:00)
Let me make a script to poop every 10 seconds real quick.


its called your left mouse key, the backspace key, and lots of time and focus
 
#882173 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:00:08
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Gull is always the right answer.
 
#882174 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:02:09
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Quote (___ @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 18:57:53)
yes, in about 30 years


joe and i alone could get us there in 6 years @ current poops/day


inflated from 2007-2009, its clearly even 1/10 that now
 
#882180 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:40:58
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yes, in about 30 years


joe and i alone could get us there in 6 years @ current poops/day


inflated from 2007-2009, its clearly even 1/10 that now


joe and i 16, now 17 poops in the last 24 hours
yes inflated, but clearly 1/10
doing my part
 
#882181 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:42:46
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yes, in about 30 years


joe and i alone could get us there in 6 years @ current poops/day


inflated from 2007-2009, its clearly even 1/10 that now


joe and i 16, now 17 poops in the last 24 hours
yes inflated, but clearly 1/10
doing my part


1/10 of 317
17
nope
 
#882182 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:42:57
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doing my part
 
#882183 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:43:02
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same
 
#882184 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:43:25
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actually, more accurately, ive only made 2,400 poops in the last 8 months since hitting 70k

which is 10/day

which is still more than 1/3, which is more than 1/10, of poops/day
 
#882185 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:45:26
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:43:25)
actually, more accurately, ive only made 2,400 poops in the last 8 months since hitting 70k

which is 10/day

which is still more than 1/3, which is more than 1/10, of poops/day


and furthermore, at that rate, i would take the forum to 1,000,000 by myself in just over 32 years
 
#882186 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:46:17
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:43:25)
actually, more accurately, ive only made 2,400 poops in the last 8 months since hitting 70k

which is 10/day

which is still more than 1/3, which is more than 1/10, of poops/day


and furthermore, at that rate, i would take the forum to 1,000,000 by myself in just over 32 years


which would also be 118,000 poops, which would be my 190,000th poop

on the road to 190k

This post has been edited by randomtask on Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:46:48
 
#882187 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:48:34
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Quote (___ @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:42:46)
Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:40:58)
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Quote (___ @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 18:57:53)
yes, in about 30 years


joe and i alone could get us there in 6 years @ current poops/day


inflated from 2007-2009, its clearly even 1/10 that now


joe and i 16, now 17 poops in the last 24 hours
yes inflated, but clearly 1/10
doing my part


1/10 of 317
17
nope


what is 317
 
#882188 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:52:13
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doing my part


done my 8%
doing more
 
#882189 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:52:42
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on the road to 80k
 
#882191 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:25:55
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#882192 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:26:16
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i dont poop as much because i just dont have anything to say.
 
#882193 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:26:38
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i have clearly had beer in 8 days
 
#882196 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:04:13
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:26:38)
i have clearly had beer in 8 days


2 here
 
#882199 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:10:59
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Quote (Sgull @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:04:13)
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i have clearly had beer in 8 days


2 here


0

but have had beer 3 days out of last 40?
 
#882200 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:19:25
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:10:59)
Quote (Sgull @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:04:13)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:26:38)
i have clearly had beer in 8 days


2 here


0

but have had beer 3 days out of last 40?


i started drinking heavily end 2009, so lets count 2010-april 6th 2014. thats 1556 days. i wager that ive clearly drank in less than 56 of those days. that means ive drank over 96% of the last 4 years.

THIS GUY
 
#882205 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:26:03
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Quote (___ @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:42:46)
Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:40:58)
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:08:26)
Quote (___ @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 18:57:53)
yes, in about 30 years


joe and i alone could get us there in 6 years @ current poops/day


inflated from 2007-2009, its clearly even 1/10 that now


joe and i 16, now 17 poops in the last 24 hours
yes inflated, but clearly 1/10
doing my part


1/10 of 317
17
nope


what is 317


lifetime dc.net ppd
 
#882206 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:26:36
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i should be doing something productive instead
 
#882207 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:27:04
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:10:59)
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:26:38)
i have clearly had beer in 8 days


2 here


0

but have had beer 3 days out of last 40?


same
casino beers and whiskey, thats it
 
#882213 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:44:38
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:10:59)
Quote (Sgull @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:04:13)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:26:38)
i have clearly had beer in 8 days


2 here


0

but have had beer 3 days out of last 40?


i started drinking heavily end 2009, so lets count 2010-april 6th 2014. thats 1556 days. i wager that ive clearly drank in less than 56 of those days. that means ive drank over 96% of the last 4 years.

THIS GUY


that doesnt sound right, but i dont know enough about joes to dispute it



User Image
 
#882214 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:45:50
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Quote (___ @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:27:04)
Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:10:59)
Quote (Sgull @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:04:13)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:26:38)
i have clearly had beer in 8 days


2 here


0

but have had beer 3 days out of last 40?


same
casino beers and whiskey, thats it



i cant go to a casino without losing $100 in 20 minutes then spending the rest of the night sad (whilst betting the table minimum)
 
#882215 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:51:33
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:44:38)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:19:25)
Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 19:10:59)
Quote (Sgull @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:04:13)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 20:26:38)
i have clearly had beer in 8 days


2 here


0

but have had beer 3 days out of last 40?


i started drinking heavily end 2009, so lets count 2010-april 6th 2014. thats 1556 days. i wager that ive clearly drank in less than 56 of those days. that means ive drank over 96% of the last 4 years.

THIS GUY


that doesnt sound right, but i dont know enough about joes to dispute it



User Image


MAYBE you could claim i have clearly drank for 100 of those days, but i honestly thing that would be a stretch. and im clearly talking being fall down drunk, but have consumed alcohol.
 
#882216 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:51:48
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#882217 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:54:12
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oh shit, i thought you said you did clearly drink for 96% of days
what am i thinking
 
#882218 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 21:54:38
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:54:12)
oh shit, i thought you said you did clearly drink for 96% of days
what am i thinking


clearly clearly, clearly clearly, clearly*
 
#882223 | Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 22:45:29
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A beer sounds mighty fine right about now.
 
#882233 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 02:55:45
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STEEKS GOT DAT 20K DEEPS
 
#882235 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 08:11:06
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reporting for duty
 
#882236 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 08:11:40
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and im spent
 
#882237 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 08:23:24
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If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
 
#882238 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 08:23:39
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If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
 
#882241 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 09:50:48
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#882243 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 10:21:14
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thanks to this poop, are now 0.0008491992% closer
 
#882244 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 10:21:45
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Quote (nakedsalmon @ Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 10:21:14)
thanks to this poop, are now 0.0008491992% closer


thanks to this poop, are now 0.00084920641% closer
 
#882245 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 10:22:15
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Quote (nakedsalmon @ Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 10:21:14)
thanks to this poop, are now 0.0008491992% closer


thanks to this poop, are now 0.00084920641% closer


thanks to this poop, are now 0.00084921362% closer
 
#882246 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 10:24:16
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Apr 14 2014 - 18:17:00)
Let me make a script to poop every 10 seconds real quick.


If you did this, we would reach 100,000 poops in 13 days, 15 hours and 6 minutes
 
#882247 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 10:33:37
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If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
 
#882248 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 10:33:49
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If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
 
#882249 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 10:34:11
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If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
 
#882250 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 11:22:53
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Does he look like a bitch?
 
#882251 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 11:28:20
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If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
 
#882252 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 11:58:46
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 09:11:06)
reporting for duty


haha, duty
 
#882253 | Tue - Apr 15 2014 - 13:15:22
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If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
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