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1 less exhaust = nigger jax dominates

145 ip from a 3v3, thats a big donno

8/1/8 sion against 4 out of 5 enemy team with clairvoyance/teleport summoner spells

cool gimmick

laning 2 melee vs 2 melee

if you dont control the waves you get no minion kills

if you dont control the lane you dont control the waves

if you stand around behind the minions to avoid being harassed when you are playing one of the best melee harassers in the game, you arent doing it right

but apparently thats only my opinion and not knowledge of playing more games than you

mentioning playing more games than you offends you because you think im >elo chins'ing instead of using it as justification for my thoughts

passive aggressive or bust

>45 seconds of laning
>declarations

idc anymore, dont lower your standards to play with m8s, just top dog your elo/ego and stick to your own kind

if you dont control the spice you dont control the universe

the last 2 pages
- johntask is proving to be as big of a douche bag as johnchins
- joe seems to have finally grown the balls to tell someone to fuck off instead of backing down and going afk (not in game of course, but at least on the forums)
- more of the last 110 pages

can't wait to play a game tonight

i'd just like to say this, as i have said it before; task has the absolutely worst communication skills of anyone that plays this game

never any spoken strategies or ideas, only "why didnt u do this or that"

i dont know why you guys actually get mad though and "well i wont play with you, go play solo queue"

getting mad over games is retarded

lets all be m8s

currently wonder if i will ever be able to sell these cataclysm cd keys for cash

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

why dont you talk to meeeeeeeeeee

yeah, that's it, you got it

it's more along the lines of the whole ideology of "i trade kills to get gold"; ie when there is a jungle on your team and you are mid, you'd rather trade dual ignite kills instead of letting your jungler get 100g for an assist because you're too afraid of not getting the kill and losing potentially 200g

that also starts in the middle game when you are willing to chase down a kill and die, even if there is another of their team mates there, trading kills but giving their team an extra 100g for an assist

this happens all game long, with your absolute refusal to explain why/what youre doing and instead you choose to use voice chat to "why/what is everyone else doing" instead of "WE"

but hey, why wont u talk to me, you still butt ranced since joe slapped you up a little bit?

joe was provoked and fought back, im proud

joe was given advice and cried

you still are clueless

just lost a game with a useless piece of shit kayle and eve

even combined they dont count as 1 teammate

i love when i can use 4chan pictures on random d2jsp threads

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=52510601&f=133

no, youre the idiort

When I read that previous post I narrowed it down to flerp derp or war'goth.

God damn, I am good.

that?

Solo queue
Kass gets killed by janna for first blood, blames antivirus, dies 3 more times and blames antivirus every time
Otherwise the team is doing okay
Lose 2 people in a teamfight at 20 minutes
Kass is one of them
Kass surrenders
THREE OTHER PEOPLE AGREE.
WHAT.

me and gary played a game earlier with a kassadin on our team who died to janna for first blood

how that happens is really

Rage subsides, solo queue again
Damn near instant match
Four people autolock teemo, eve, kayle and gangplank
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

I'm fairly certain that there's a group of 4 people out there who autolock shitty champions and run revive/clarity just to make other people queue dodge. Once a sizable amount of people have dodged they pick real champions and play with only the people too dumb to have dodged.

The janna was actually sympathetic when he raged in /all and let kass kill him to "make up for it". Kass said "no its not even cause you got first blood one more time" and then died three more times within 15 minutes.

IT'S NOT EVEN FREE KASS WEEK ANYMORE, WHY.

U BR????????

all bullshit and m8 rage aside, playing with brazilians is the #1 most aggravating part of this game

agreed

and i might actually be able to get online tonight if we stop laying floors early

Number 1 guide to katarina:
Shunpo harass early game. Not enough to get any kills or do any good zoning, just enough to let them know you're there.
At level 6, get a few kills on stragglers/runners with the shunpo combo.
Once items are built, shunpo initiate, press r, pentakill.

I just went against a fiddles + kat combo and it was fucking ridiculous. FEAR, CROWSTORM + KAT ULT, EVERYTHING MELTS INSTANTLY.

0/10 yi got autopicked, afked the first 15 minutes, went full ap then sold everything and went ad
0/12 janna blew cock
keith gary and me win

references

new champs tomorrow so no more free trundle :/

finished my set of mana/5 runes

still top top janna

still dont play

Need to get my 0 wins 5 losses (5 leaves) solo queue rank up!

>finish champ select
>game never even gets to loading screen

a peaceful man stands tall

apparently someone has queue dodged and its taken a fucking year for the server to figure out

cant win a game with 2 premade
cant win a game with 3 premade
cant win a game with 4 premade

notkeith needs to learn a different champion
joe needs to learn a different champion

if i go below 50 games above .500 im going to be angry