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eve is the easiest carry ever

fun champ that takes skill to be good with

takes elite skill to learn how to properly combat 400g item and still dominate

#1 eve hurr

eve is not a carry
eve does not take skill
eve is not good

in a close game eve is bad
in a winning game eve is the same as any other champion
in a losing game eve is the most worthless piece of shit ever

you have 10 seconds to name a reason to play eve over akali or katarina other than to pubstomp smurfs and shit elo players

or shaco

you have 10 seconds*

eve is probably one of the 3 best champions in the game

hands down

lozl

claim eve is bad
support no evidence
this isnt a discussion and im not talking to you about the subject

>http://critical-thinkers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/A-Flowchart-to-Help-You-Determine-if-Yoursquore-Having-a-Rational-Discussion.jpg

prety sure yours is the position that needs defended

i dont have to defend it, im at/over 90% win when i play on her, that fact can be looked up and verified

yours?

how does that validate the fact that she isnt a useless piece of shit champion

how does your blind refusal to hear anything about the topic prove otherwise?

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This post has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Mar 24 2011 - 23:46:25

@ champ select, ww claims to be 1800 smurfing
@ game, does all sorts of fucking retarded shit while exposing himself as pretty average (playing like a solo randomtask, trying to get kills instead of getting his team mates assists)
@ end of game, i prove with some heavy linear algebra that my kda is better than his, while setting up his first 6 kills (he had 0 assists to go with it at that point); he runs off without saying anything

"look @ my main bro, resposado, look it up"

basically, it was like trying to have a discussion with randomtask the entire game, with him running his opinionated gargle blabbity and me backing it up with actual hard evidence (#s)

2100 more ip to go before i can show john how to actually use nocturne

mundo + zilian + amumu + morgana = zero damage . jpg

losing every ranked game i play

proving how awful i really am

lost again

to a kayle with 24 kills

get queued with the same people who play the same champs no matter what the comp is

laning warwick with teleport

do we have a zilean? ill play morgana!
do we have a karma? ill play sona!

soon nicks elo will be higher than mine

i guess i am just that bad

fyi my phone is broke if you texted me and I'm playing a 360 game(almost beat it)

lost again

laned with a 2/10 morde

6 losses in a row

hey whatd you do today? oh just lost 100 elo queuing with shitheads all night

$10 for hon

what

http://www.heroesofnewerth.com/

$10 for hon

our mid kog maw dies at 2:52 to vladimir middle
same happens at 6 minutes
same happens at 9 minutes

team blames me for not ganking as jungler

warmogs jarvan and sunfire cape renekton wonder why they cant kill anything

blame jungler for not ganking

know your roll

@ joe

for zilean

9/0/21

whatever quints, magic pen red, mp5 flat yellow, cdr blue

top jungle trynd carry

initiator, dps carry and tank at the same time

had a 0/11 tank gragas who built randuins and sunfire cape instead of rod of ages or banshees

my brain is full of fuck

shit leblanc mid that gave first blood to kogmaw who almost ruined the game for us, she proceeded to buy a soulstealer, get up to maybe 6 stacks, then lose them all and sell it

did 9/0/21
have mpen red, have cdr blue, need mp5 yellow

mp5 yellows are so tits on champs with medium-low mana pools who have powerful spells, such as sion

trying new masteries on vlad

10/12/8

i am pretty much better than you all at this game

died vlad v vlad mid, twice, then came back, but other vlad raped the game by that time

still finished 15/8 or something