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#602788 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 22:50:51
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So this first picture is from one of my eX's, she has 3 kids with this guy...

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#602789 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 22:51:06
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And this is apparently what I look like now (I have since shaved), but wow, this is terrible, no wonder I don't get laid.

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#602790 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 22:51:38
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I can't say I'm doing much better than gentleman #1
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#602794 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 22:58:20
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poop college 50?
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#602795 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:00:02
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what the fuck is with that shirt too
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#602796 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:00:37
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 22:58:20)
poop college 50?


I'm guessing if I was in good shape, I would be around 150-160 easily.
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#602797 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:00:55
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 00:00:02)
what the fuck is with that shirt too


That was my question
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#602798 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:05:20
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what the fuck is with that shirt too


That was my question


It's a fucking collared shirt with a design on the right front panel and shoulder buttons, what the fuck.
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#602799 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:06:04
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ahhahaha that shirt
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#602800 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:06:47
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never a big fan of short sleeved button downs
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#602801 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:07:49
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never a big fan of short sleeved button downs


They are rolled up.
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#602802 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:08:15
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never a big fan of short sleeved button downs


They are rolled up.


It's Florida, if you wear long sleeves you're obviously fucking up.
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#602803 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:09:14
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also, it would take me about 7 years to grow that much facial hair
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#602804 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:10:41
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never a big fan of short sleeved button downs


They are rolled up.


It's Florida, if you wear long sleeves you're obviously fucking up.


polo imo
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#602808 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:23:04
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never a big fan of short sleeved button downs


They are rolled up.


It's Florida, if you wear long sleeves you're obviously fucking up.


polo imo


Button downs hide fat people better.
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#602809 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:23:22
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:09:14)
also, it would take me about 7 years to grow that much facial hair


5 months here
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#602810 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:24:10
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 20:10:41)
polo imo


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#602812 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:25:26
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polo imo


Polo's look terrible with bitch tits.
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#602813 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:26:43
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you used to be skinny
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#602814 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:29:30
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never a big fan of short sleeved button downs


They are rolled up.


It's Florida, if you wear long sleeves you're obviously fucking up.


polo imo


have not worn a polo since i was about 23
short sleeve button downs are comfy
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#602815 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:30:16
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:09:14)
also, it would take me about 7 years to grow that much facial hair


lucky bastard
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#602816 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:31:45
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Quote (seth @ Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:26:43)
you used to be skinny


Yeah =/
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#602817 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:32:23
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never a big fan of short sleeved button downs


They are rolled up.


It's Florida, if you wear long sleeves you're obviously fucking up.


polo imo


have not worn a polo since i was about 23
short sleeve button downs are comfy


4 score and 7 years ago :joe: wore a polo
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#602823 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:40:21
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I have possibly the worst wardrobe ever.
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#602825 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:42:41
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Quote (MoS. @ Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 00:40:21)
I have possibly the worst wardrobe ever.


elton john wins
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#602826 | Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:44:57
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#602872 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 04:01:55
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Quote (MoS. @ Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 05:40:21)
I have possibly the worst wardrobe ever.


easy fixable: get a dissent job --> receive salary --> go shoping
myself, i dont like go shoping, specially clothes or shoes
i go when i really have to get some new stuff
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#602873 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 06:40:39
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get back and shape and for fucks sake grow a full beard
not an edge beard
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#602875 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 06:47:11
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 07:40:39)
get back and shape and for fucks sake grow a full beard
not an edge beard


I don't know if this statement or shoulder buttons is funnier but regardless lol
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#602876 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 06:49:26
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get back and shape and for fucks sake grow a full beard
not an edge beard


I don't know if this statement or shoulder buttons is funnier but regardless lol


Oh man I didn't even see the shoulder buttons.
Well if all else fails bro, wear a white t-shirt, plain hanes type.
Steve McQueen did it, I do it and any man can too.
And best of all Mox your white, so you can wear it without being tied to any gang affiliations.
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#602881 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 07:38:07
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Tue - Sep 1 2009 - 23:09:14)
also, it would take me about 7 years to grow that much facial hair


same
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#602882 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 08:18:26
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hahaha
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#602887 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 08:57:09
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 04:49:26)
Oh man I didn't even see the shoulder buttons.


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#602889 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 09:42:09
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dude...
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#602895 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 10:09:43
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Oh man I didn't even see the shoulder buttons.


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#602897 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 10:12:50
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 06:40:39)
get back and shape and for fucks sake grow a full beard
not an edge beard


I can't... My cheeks were also not shaved in 5 months and that was the mustache that I had.
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#602901 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 10:15:28
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Oh man I didn't even see the shoulder buttons.


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#602903 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 10:17:35
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Oh man I didn't even see the shoulder buttons.


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#602908 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 10:20:18
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Oh man I didn't even see the shoulder buttons.


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#602990 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 11:06:06
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I thought I was a fat slob, you give me hope.
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#603043 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 11:38:45
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wow those are shoulder buttons, brb updating +1
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#603045 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 11:39:53
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Quote (Du$tin @ Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 11:38:45)
wow those are shoulder buttons, brb updating +1


RETRO BRAH
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#603093 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 12:08:59
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Oh man I didn't even see the shoulder buttons.


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#603094 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 12:13:17
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how much do you actually weigh, you might not be as fat as that pic makes you look
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#603099 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 12:22:43
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have you considered myspace angles
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#603102 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 12:26:06
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Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 12:13:17)
how much do you actually weigh, you might not be as fat as that pic makes you look


180

I'm not, it just shows terribly on my face and chest, my arms & legs are skinny. Most of it hides decently because of my broad shoulders.

But shit, looking into the mirror just isn't the same as seeing yourself in a picture.
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#603103 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 12:33:08
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I'm shocked.
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#603105 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 12:36:40
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I'm shocked.


It is almost like you have a twin brother and you are the fatass.

Drastic changes call for drastic measures.
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#603111 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 12:49:56
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nick deserves a pg 2
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#603112 | Wed - Sep 2 2009 - 12:50:03
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nick deserves a pg 2


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