Round 1 (why the fuck is detroit the 8th seed)

Game 1: Dallas 6, Detroit 5 Final OT

Minor note: Marty Turco you suck dick

Game 2: Dallas 3, Detroit 2 Final 2 OT

Game 3: Dallas 3, Detroit 2 Final OT

Minor note: injure Pavel Datsyuk before he makes me do another overtime game

FK OFF

Game 4: Detroit 3, Dallas 2

Note: Henrik Zetterberg injured for 3 months

Game 5: Homecoming

Dallas 5, Detroit 2 (Dallas wins series, 4-1)

Note: Tied 2-2 until 1 minute to go. Jere Lehtinen breakaway goal, 2 empty netters t4t.

Series 2

Game 1: (1)Dallas 5, (7)Colorado 1

to be expected

Game 2: Dallas 7, Colorado 0

Note: Jose Theodore still sucks ass

Injuries:
Ryan Smyth
Andrew Brunette

Spoke too soon:

Game 3: Colorado 3, Dallas 1
Game 4: Colorado 5, Dallas 4

Game 5: Dallas 5, Colorado 4

Mike Ribeiro: 2G, 2A, -4

all my goals were on the powerplay

Game 6: Dallas 6, Colorado 3 (Dallas wins series, 4-2)

Series 3: Conference Finals

(1) Dallas vs. (4) Vancouver

Game 1: Dallas 4, Vancouver 2


Note: I will lose every game that I don't get this lucky against Luongo

Game 2: Dallas 5, Van 4
Game 3: Dallas 7, Van 4

maybe i was wrong about luongo

ps.

Game 4: Van 6, Dal 4
Game 5: Van 7, Dal 6
Game 6: Dal 5, Van 1

Stanley Cup is vs 7th seed New York Islanders. I don't know how this happened. Rick DiPietro (90 overall, G) got injured in their last game and won't be able to play at all during the series, and both of their other goalies suck. Bill Guerin is their ONLY offensive threat and hes 85 years old. Should be a clean sweep. Will play some tomorrow when I get home hopefully. Hopefully I won't have any rust

(1) Dallas vs. (7) New York Islanders

Game 1: NYI 8, Dal 3
Game 2: Dal 8, NYI 2


was rusty as fuck game 1

Game 3: Dal 4, NYI 1

Game 4: Dal 3, NYI 2 OT

Note: Bill Guerin injured

Game 5: Dal 5, NYI 0

t4t can stop playing this game until next year now