So many girls are texting me and wanting me to go see them

First step is to stop lieing to yourself

I wish that I was

Stick it in her vagina, I hear they like that

but don't ask first, just do it. They don't like to be asked their opinions.

You guys are about as helpful as a menstruating donkey.

invite all over to your place with plenty of booze present

All USED TO BE FRIENDS, but no longer are, and they all know that I have fucked around with the others.

Might need some ecstacy

Just spike the punch with roofies, fuck all of them, then burn your place down with them passed out inside.

So, let me get this straight.

All the chicks know you were not entirely faithful.
Yet they still want some of the Nick.
And you want to know what is the best way going about getting them all?

LOL @ STQ's post



No, I was not "dating" any of them. I was fooling around with them all here or there on various weekends while hanging out amongst all of them. They for whatever reasons, unbeknownst to be (girls can't seem to keep any friends in my opinion) are no longer friends, but still share animosity towards one another.








Situation is currently being resolved. One is coming to my hometown this weekend. Chalk it up.

i want some cocaine

how are you getting home nick?

That line will never fuck me over again.

"By sharing some coke with you in my bedroom OFC"

i think i put the coke on my dick im not sure though

LOL MY GUMS ARE ALL NUMB WTF

I've wanted strippers to do that so badly it's no longer funny, it's becoming an obsession.

I really need to start picking up the habit.

give them some other numbers of your close freinds.

Awwww, everyone on d2jsp hates you so you come post here, how sweet!?

So I text one "Whats up beautiful" and I get the response "Whats up i want you so bad lets meet", so I was like "I want you more". I get a phone call from her and apparently her boyfriend received the first message, texts me back, and I respond, and starts completely flipping out on her.

I told her that I was going to send her a love letter and some flowers for her birthday so national insignificant can get his panties twisted around his balls.

Godamn I wreck lives.

zomg teh oh so popular future 40 year old virgin said am every1 am hate me on d2jsp!!!



WUTZ DO I DO

This post has been edited by DontTalkToMeYouNerd on Fri - May 25 2007 - 00:16:07

Looks like you're playing the dodge card

LOL @ that


I wasn't aware that I could go back in time and regain my virginity, I guess that's how you can explain to "have friends", going back in time right?

ZOMG I AM PLAYING TEH DODGZERZ CARDS???

IF I RESPOND IN ANY UTHER WAY DEN SUMEONE WILL SAY IM BEEING 2 DEFENSIVE






CUZ U PROBABLY BE SHAGGIN ALL DEM GIRLS HUH? YEAAA THEY PROB BE HANGIN ALL OVUR U MANG U A STRAIGHT E-PIMP

This post has been edited by DontTalkToMeYouNerd on Fri - May 25 2007 - 00:18:49

youre being too defensive

obviously, it's DarkMarine

thanks chief detective bob

steeks here, sup guys

sup, steeks here

I am #1 e-Pimp USEast

Ask the ladies.

nigga axe about me
nigga axe about me
nigga axe about me
nigga axe about me

im a huge faggot

This is a simple quesaztion pick our the hottesat one.

and fdo work son

I was trying to say

This is ez pick the hottest Girl and do work son

ESL?