Yeah I know this is written in past/present and third person and first person at times, don't care atm.
Had a few beers with a sleeping pill, safe to do but you feel both a lot more. Go back to the computer to finish the level in Ladder Slasher. While regenerating, check your band's MySpace profile because another band asked us to play a show with them. Add some band named Septic Cunt who sound decent, add a few other bands with less notable names. Click on one of the notes on the left. LOL it's my ex-gf:
"Love Survey
You must answer every question TRUTHFULLY
[01] Do you still have feelings for your ex?"
I can't stop laughing now and it's 3AM. Part of it: "it still hurts when hes a dick to me" because I'm an asshole and I don't make much of an exception of her.
Stuff like this is why I hate MySpace, but when it refers to me it's hilarious. I actually have to check it every week or so because I'm getting more friend requests recently... people who want to be friends with "Death Penis"
http://www.myspace.com/deathpenis 