Last night i was playing cricket feilding and this rand hit the cricket ball right into my NUTS i have never felt so much pain in my life, when i got home from cricket my dad told me we had too wait for what my mum said before i could go to the emergency doctor took 2-3 hours and i was keking dieing on the im avoiding the word filters because im a huge faggot when we got their their the doctor Noticed how much pain i was in and Gave me a drug thats like morphine i can't remember its name but the nurse stuck it in my but and put me in a bed too watch me and said if the pain doesnt stop i have too be moved too the bigger Hospital so i went home after spending a few hours their and i was STILL In pain then i passed out and now im here because i fell better but still feeling wonking "Drugs ofc" so basically whats happening is i have to go for a scan tommorrow to find out if my left Ball is broken if it is they have too operate on it before it keks up my right one

and i havent even been keking laid yet this is keking bullshiot

Wish me luck im worried because it feels like a hard egg atm compaired too my other one.

doctor told me this is the worst pain that can happen to a guy

"Its not like the usual kick in the nuts that lasts like 1 min"

kekING CRICKET BALL i almost died.

This post has been edited by Bgull on Sun - Jul 8 2007 - 07:45:23

cup?

Yeah, good luck with that. I was cringing just reading this shit.

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you dont wear a cup ?

you were asking for it imo

guuuullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

You don't wear protection while feilding only when batting.

haha, faggot

Maybe YOU don't...

everyone else doesnt either i just tend too get hurt like EVERY keking game.

If you have a tendency to get hurt, then protect the things you really don't want to get hurt.

Also, a cup check is a wonderful way to get an advantage in fencing. I had some fun with that against people I didn't like.

You and your whole team are idiots for not wearing a cut on the feild.














Hope you feel better.
=/

*cup

ty

No Even the international cricket players don't wear them while feilding

that sucks heard you talking about it on vent

but, worse case scenario, even if you lose a testicle, it wont affect your sex life

What Yes it will wont it?

he was making fun of you cuz virgin and play too much wow

no more of that please

burnt pie

Steeks here



I was hoping for an AIM

Just trying to spread the love around in serious threads that Wil Bwucy likes to spam!

OFC

so they quick put one on to hit or swat or whatever you call it? Because thats a paddle not a bat

where is your keking cup you keking cunt

Good news i don't need a operation just some really bad bruising and he said i'll be in great pain for abit

This post has been edited by Bgull on Sun - Jul 8 2007 - 22:36:01

you can spam all you want just dont stretch the post table or make me scroll really far

im a huge faggot

sho nuff

Thanks sucks

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