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#157346 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 19:42:18
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pee and blow nose @ same time

however, dont sneeze whilst peeing. catastrophe :(

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#157348 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 19:46:34
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prefer peeing and reading pm box ofc
 
#157349 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 19:46:50
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i pissed all over a picture of my grandparents when i sneezed pissing.


Why the fuck was there a picture of my grandparents there in the first place was the only thing I had to say about it.
 
#157351 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 19:49:53
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Quote (Animage @ Jan 17 2008 - 19:46:50)
i pissed all over a picture of my grandparents when i sneezed pissing.


Why the fuck was there a picture of my grandparents there in the first place was the only thing I had to say about it.

that's when you're supposed to sit
 
#157353 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 19:57:08
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Quote (Raffles @ Jan 17 2008 - 19:49:53)
Quote (Animage @ Jan 17 2008 - 19:46:50)
i pissed all over a picture of my grandparents when i sneezed pissing.


Why the fuck was there a picture of my grandparents there in the first place was the only thing I had to say about it.

that's when you're supposed to sit

only girls and fags pees siting down
 
#157354 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 19:58:33
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Low recliner + low desk = trapped Duped :(
 
#157355 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 19:59:54
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saw it coming
 
#157356 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 20:00:20
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Quote (Raffles @ Jan 17 2008 - 20:49:53)
Quote (Animage @ Jan 17 2008 - 19:46:50)
i pissed all over a picture of my grandparents when i sneezed pissing.


Why the fuck was there a picture of my grandparents there in the first place was the only thing I had to say about it.

that's when you're supposed to sit

LOL
 
#157364 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 20:10:14
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Quote (Animage @ Jan 17 2008 - 19:46:50)
i pissed all over a picture of my grandparents when i sneezed pissing.


Why the fuck was there a picture of my grandparents there in the first place was the only thing I had to say about it.

so, everytime you pee, theres a picture of your grandparents staring at you?
 
#157370 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 20:14:06
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so, every time you pee, you are looking at a picture of your grandparents with your penis in your hand?
 
#157371 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 20:18:36
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So when you are jacking off in the bathroom, you can get a visual of your grandparents watching you from heaven
 
#157385 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 20:47:46
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I once farted, sneezed and coughed at the same time.
 
#157386 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 20:48:56
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Quote (StQ @ Jan 17 2008 - 20:47:46)
I once farted, sneezed and coughed at the same time.

very pro
 
#157387 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 20:49:08
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If you're fucking a girl and she sneezes, it hurts.
 
#157388 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 20:58:07
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Quote (Duped @ Jan 17 2008 - 20:49:08)
If you're fucking a girl and she sneezes, it hurts.

true only in two cases:
-she have very narrow (dont know how to say it right) vagina
-you have very thick dick
 
#157394 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 21:07:41
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Quote (Vogan @ Jan 17 2008 - 20:58:07)
Quote (Duped @ Jan 17 2008 - 20:49:08)
If you're fucking a girl and she sneezes, it hurts.

true only in two cases:
-she have very narrow (dont know how to say it right) vagina
-you have very thick dick

i have thick dick
 
#157398 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 21:13:19
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Quote (Vogan @ Jan 17 2008 - 20:58:07)
Quote (Duped @ Jan 17 2008 - 20:49:08)
If you're fucking a girl and she sneezes, it hurts.

true only in two cases:
-she have very narrow (dont know how to say it right) vagina
-you have very thick dick

Combination of both, I almost got castrated.
 
#157434 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 22:11:57
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Quote (___ @ Jan 17 2008 - 20:10:14)
Quote (Animage @ Jan 17 2008 - 19:46:50)
i pissed all over a picture of my grandparents when i sneezed pissing.


Why the fuck was there a picture of my grandparents there in the first place was the only thing I had to say about it.

so, everytime you pee, theres a picture of your grandparents staring at you?

Pictures are no longer present in the bathroom.

And I have a picture of spencer in there for when i masturbate.
 
#157436 | Thu - Jan 17 2008 - 22:45:09
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Now you're thinking with portals.
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