Hi there,

If you're reading this, you're probably one of the many females who adores me over the internet, which probably means that you are a guy. This is a little documentation about what I have to offer to the opposite sex!

I'm a 23 year old college drop out. I have no motivation and I am a very negative/pessemistic person to be around. I would say that I am slightly over weight, but not too much, if you're a tiny chick, that's good because I can crush you while I am on top! HAHA! I am probably never going to amount to much, so if you want bling and to go on trips, Wal-Mart is going to have to work for you.

I have my own bedroom at my parents house, it's quite hooked up with video games, a computer, DVD's, etc. It probably smells like a dog, but that's okay, you get used to it quickly. I have a comfortable bed, computer chair, and a love seat that my friends sit on to play video games 24/7. They like to watch when I bring girls home, which is quite often. I think the last girl that came over was sometime in early 2007.

As far as my experience goes, I have never had a real relationship, so I am probably emotionally immature and way below your level. I also have not had sexual relations with a female in 8+ months, or kissed any in that time that I can remember. I have had a small handful of partners, and I can't remember the name of 1/3rd of them. I like to live by the joke (motto or creed if you will): "What's the best way to make a woman orgasm?"... "Who cares!" I will probably not last more than a few minutes (if that) at this point, I decided to stop playing with myself and it's been a few frustrating weeks. Don't worry, I'm still young, I can snort some Viagra and be ready to go in NO TIME!

I have recently gotten myself into some legal troubles, so I can't really drive a car anymore. If you have transportation, that's a plus, otherwise you will have to sit on my handlebars. However, I am trying to learn about the Collier Area Transit (CAT) system, so I can get around by old people scenic bus routes. Also, I like it when girls pick up the tab for dinner, lunch, movies, drinks, coffee, shopping, toys... You get the point. It's hard to buy you ice when I am busy paying Collier County.

Regards,
Nick

Monica's in love

you're a catch

I'd go out with you.

Sign me up.

tl; dr

If i was a girl, lived in america, was 3 years younger, and slightly drunk, i woulld totally go out with you

Living here is the kicker.

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in b4 epic

fucking loser

in after untermenschen

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Sup Bro!!

hey m8

sup nick

We should hook MoS up with the girl in bobo's pictures

I dont like nick

Who cares what you want, just fuck MoS.

They made paper bags for a reason I guess. As long as nick agrees to wear a face mask I have no objections I guess, condoms help

Would this method work for me also?

worked on his brother

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LOL

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The girl in bobo's pictures, not bobo

bobo is definatly a guy but P R O O F?

Fuck off you nigger

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thread is tl;dr

You're Bobo's type ofc, which is basically anything she can get.

so am I supposed to write about how pathetic I am here too, or just about how I'd rub my dick on your forehead for a good time?

Damm Nick I allways new we were alike!!

Id hit it

Hi there,

I can offer you chloroform.

Regards,
Pratik

I think I would win.

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druida-ing

ok, so you have pinpointed your troubles. the second step is attempting to fix them. and that means trying everyday. Not just when you feel like it.

also, that whole "pessimistic/negative" part is a cop out and you know it.

I didn't see any negative things in his post.

I know.