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#160783 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 05:35:23
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just peed in a laundry basket in laundry room while drunk, clean up before family get home
 
#160784 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 05:37:08
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were there clothes in the basket? if so, n1
 
#160925 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 10:25:14
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bump 4 epic
 
#160928 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 10:26:42
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n1.

I think I have peed on my bedroom floor. Can't be sure, but I woke up having a vague recollection of doing it and my bedroom smelled like piss.
 
#160931 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 10:27:30
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i've yuked all over my bedroom, never pissed though.
 
#160945 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 10:31:48
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I peed on a window of my high school once. I also peed on the window of McDonalds at 14th and 6th, cuz they wouldn't let me use the bathroom inside. Some bullshit about me having to buy something, them being out of apple pie, me being like fuck off, they being like bathrooms being cleaned right now.
 
#160951 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 10:34:12
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I have also pissed on a window, but inside a friends house. I guess I though I was by the bush outside the window.
 
#160952 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 10:34:35
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Quote (blind_chief @ Jan 25 2008 - 10:34:12)
I have also pissed on a window, but inside a friends house. I guess I though I was by the bush outside the window.

h8 when that happens
 
#160970 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 10:41:34
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Quote (blind_chief @ Jan 25 2008 - 10:34:12)
I have also pissed on a window, but inside a friends house. I guess I though I was by the bush outside the window.

That would be preferable for me. Normally I piss into a bush then proceed to fall into the bush or another bush nearby.
 
#160995 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 10:53:47
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Jan 25 2008 - 10:41:34)
Quote (blind_chief @ Jan 25 2008 - 10:34:12)
I have also pissed on a window, but inside a friends house.  I guess I though I was by the bush outside the window.

That would be preferable for me. Normally I piss into a bush then proceed to fall into the bush or another bush nearby.

done that, cept was pissing off edge of some lil hill thing into bush, and fell ofc
 
#161224 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 14:13:13
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Bump4m8
 
#161227 | Fri - Jan 25 2008 - 14:14:25
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pissed on my bathroom floor once, couldnt see the toilet
 
#161791 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 12:26:15
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bump 4 self
 
#161800 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 12:49:12
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Best drunken pee story?

My friend got blackout drunk and woke up the next morning to find out he took a piss on his roommate's computer.. It was freshmen year and he and his roommate didn't get along too well, to say the least..

Ending results:

$1500 in damages
Alcohol classes costing another $50 and much time
Disciplinary probation
And a single room after his bitch roommate moved.
 
#161814 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 13:42:25
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I peed in a girl's mouth when she was blowing me once.
 
#161822 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 13:56:49
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Quote (Duped @ Jan 26 2008 - 13:42:25)
I peed in a girl's mouth when she was blowing me once.

in b4 sherlock Π
 
#161834 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 14:07:32
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Quote (Duped @ Jan 26 2008 - 11:42:25)
I peed in a girl's mouth when she was blowing me once.

pics or it didnt happen
 
#161838 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 14:24:51
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Quote (Ozzy @ Jan 26 2008 - 14:07:32)
Quote (Duped @ Jan 26 2008 - 11:42:25)
I peed in a girl's mouth when she was blowing me once.

pics or it didnt happen

quit User Image and post pics
 
#161863 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 15:20:41
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thanks to this thread i remembered
 
#161999 | Sat - Jan 26 2008 - 20:36:56
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 26 2008 - 13:20:41)
thanks to this thread i remembered

np t74t
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