1. last kiss?
no idea

2. last beverage:
soda water with lime

3. last phone call:
friend matt

4. last text message:
no idea screens been broken for like 2 months

5. last song played:
some ranomd rap in the car

6. last BUBBLE bath:
when i was 4

7. last time you cried :
4 days ago

8. last meal:
lasanga

SEVEN have you evers:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?
i guess

2. have you ever been cheated on?
yep

3. Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
fuck yeah i was hammered and made out with this nasty bitch (ONCE...)

4. have you ever fallen in love?
negatory

5. have you ever lost someone?:
did someone die? yes

6.have you ever slept until 2pm?:
ofc

7. have you ever been drunk and threw up? :
when i was a pussy drinker

SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. watched pron
2. not masturbated to pron
3. played said watched pron on ventrilo
4. discussed semantics of watching pron and playing it on ventrilo
5. worked
6. slept

list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to --
1. e-friends
2. rl-best friend
3. moma dukes
4. my lord and savior, jack daniels

list THREE favorite colors ---
1. black
2. gray
3. white

list TWO things you want to do before you die -
(these two responses are someone on my myspace, kek'd)
1. get married
2. have kids
MY 1. Fuck at least 100 women
My 2. Sky dive (no particular order)

This month have you...
Laughed until you cried?
no

Went behind your parents back:
ofc

Found out who your true friends were:
lmfao what the fuck is this

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss?
wish i could remember

2. Gay Marriage?:
is gay

3. Lowering the drinking age?
abolish dui's, keep it at 21

4. Straight, Gay, or Bi?
i <3 pussy

5. Who is the best hugger that you know
stupid question

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
fuck at first sight

7. Is there something you want to tell someone?
i want to fuck someone

8. What brand of shirt are you wearing?
meat tits version

9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
already donesky

10. What is your current annoyance?
fucking mods that steal my [unit not allowed]

11. How many kids do you want to have?
seventeen at least

13. Do you want to change your name?
yes, to cougar

14. Last time you saw your father?
october?

15. What did you do for your last birthday?
drank

16. What time did you wake up today?
7 am

17. What were you doing at midnight last night:
watching season 1 of lost again so i can watch 2 and then go rent season 3

18. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
get laid

19. What are 3 favorite things in your room?
bed, guitar, computer ofc

20. Where is your best friend right now?
probably getting high

i feel so much closer to you

I also feel like I know the real you now.

1. last kiss?
too long ago

2. last beverage:
Schaefer beer

3. last phone call:
Mom telling me that she was bringing home a sizable portion of food from a function for my brother and I

4. last text message:
Hardly text because I no longer have unlimited

5. last song played:
Death - The Philosopher

6. last BUBBLE bath:
senior year of hs with gf

7. last time you cried :
couple years ago

8. last meal:
sausage and peppers + meatloaf and mashed potatoes

SEVEN have you evers:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?
not really

2. have you ever been cheated on?
yes

3. Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
nope

4. have you ever fallen in love?
yes?

5. have you ever lost someone?:
yes

6.have you ever slept until 2pm?:
many times

7. have you ever been drunk and threw up? :
after close to three liters of liquor without eating the whole day yes

SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. worked from home
2. drank beer at work
3. worked without wearing pants
4. posted on dc.net while getting paid
5. got a new pipe
6. finally registered for classes

list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to --
1. best friends from dc
2. real ass niggas
3. brother
4. long time canadian internet friend

list THREE favorite colors ---
1. blue
2. green
3. black

list TWO things you want to do before you die -
1. find a decent drummer so i can play a good gig with a band that doesn't suck
2. steal the hat of a high ranking member of the catholic church

This month have you...
Laughed until you cried?
no

Went behind your parents back:
ofc

Found out who your true friends were:
*you're

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss?
it sucked

2. Gay Marriage?:
fine by me

3. Lowering the drinking age?
drop it to 19

4. Straight, Gay, or Bi?
str8

5. Who is the best hugger that you know


6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in lust at first sight, I can figure it out from there

7. Is there something you want to tell someone?
I'm doing this survey and I'm going to put it down on my timecard

8. What brand of shirt are you wearing?
none

9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
I don't remember who my "top friends" are

10. What is your current annoyance?
other people fucking up stuff that I have to fix for work, plus my internet being out for 8+ hours today preventing me from working then

11. How many kids do you want to have?
none

13. Do you want to change your name?
no, but where is #12?

14. Last time you saw your father?
september 16 2002

15. What did you do for your last birthday?
dinner with family

16. What time did you wake up today?
8am+9am+noon

17. What were you doing at midnight last night:
going offroading in my friends truck before he gets rid of it

18. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
get laid (but by a specific person)

19. What are 3 favorite things in your room?
bed, guitar, AK-74

20. Where is your best friend right now?

epic fail

1. last kiss?
just kissed myself, t4t
2. last beverage:
best friend beer i found in fridge, donno

3. last phone call:
Brother

4. last text message:
Mom

5. last song played:
donno

6. last BUBBLE bath:
never!

7. last time you cried :
long time ago
8. last meal:
A sandwhich filled with jelly beans

SEVEN have you evers:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?
no

2. have you ever been cheated on?
no

3. Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
no, been kissed and regrettted it ofceci

4. have you ever fallen in love?
idk.

5. have you ever lost someone?:
yes

6.have you ever slept until 2pm?:
ofc

7. have you ever been drunk and threw up? :
lol yes. pink ftw

SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. played d2
2. ate
3. drank
4. slept
5. went downstairs to lift ;o
6. cleaned

list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to --
1. some best friend chick
2. steve
3. some dc members
4. that is all

list THREE favorite colors ---
1. White
2. Orange
3. black

list TWO things you want to do before you die -
1. Win a competition at the WJF.
2. Move to America.

This month have you...
Laughed until you cried?
no

Went behind your parents back:
Seventeen

Found out who your true friends were:
What friends?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss?
Yuck.

2. Gay Marriage?:
not for me, but up to you ofc.

3. Lowering the drinking age?
its 18 atm, which is good imo

4. Straight, Gay, or Bi?
the first one.

5. Who is the best hugger that you know
Me.

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
PENIS

7. Is there something you want to tell someone?
Yes

8. What brand of shirt are you wearing?
best friend juggling one

9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
LOLNTY
10. What is your current annoyance?
Sucking at dueling on sorc coz internet so slow, takes to long to tele ofc.
also running out of food

11. How many kids do you want to have?
idc

13. Do you want to change your name?
Yes

14. Last time you saw your father?
Never.

15. What did you do for your last birthday?
Nothing, t4t.

16. What time did you wake up today?
1:30 pm

17. What were you doing at midnight last night:
trolling

18. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
win the lottery.

19. What are 3 favorite things in your room?
bed that is all

20. Where is your best friend right now?
nn

1. last kiss?
-Thursday night

2. last beverage:
Newcastle with dinner

3. last phone call:
older brother

4. last text message:
girl from old job about some lame sunday party

5. last song played:
john butler trio - ocean

6. last BUBBLE bath:
Last winter with ex

7. last time you cried :
broke my leg in hs probably

8. last meal:
chicken shit stuff mom made

SEVEN have you evers:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?
yes

2. have you ever been cheated on?
no

3. Have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
many times

4. have you ever fallen in love?
nope

5. have you ever lost someone?:
yeah

6.have you ever slept until 2pm?:
every chance i get

7. have you ever been drunk and threw up? :
depends what/how im drinking. Seems i cant handle liquor in massive quantities anymore. Beer ftw.

SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. Made money
2. Woke up at 5 pm
3. Didnt masturbate
4. shit alot
5. drank coors leading to #4
6. helped make dinner for first time ever

list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to --
1. best friend dustin
2. best friend matt
3. My punching bag
4. texting the ex-wife

list THREE favorite colors ---
1. black
2. azul
3. green

list TWO things you want to do before you die -
(these two responses are someone on my myspace, kek'd)
1. Up my beer intake to 300 types, at 151 right now.
2. Quit being afraid of commitment

This month have you...
Laughed until you cried?
no

Went behind your parents back:
every minute i can do it

Found out who your true friends were:
knew that since i called them my friends

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss?
was from the bartender at some bar because I have nice eyes?

2. Gay Marriage?:
I'm cool with it

3. Lowering the drinking age?
who cares, wont stop the unders from getting it/drunk

4. Straight, Gay, or Bi?
Gotta love the pus.

5. Who is the best hugger that you know
hippies

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
nope, lust purely.

7. Is there something you want to tell someone?
Sorry i peed on your laptop drunk and blamed it on your ex-roommate

8. What brand of shirt are you wearing?
American eagle

9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
Every time we go out

10. What is your current annoyance?
people who suck balls on jsp yet shrug it off
- Randy

11. How many kids do you want to have?
2. one of each.

13. Do you want to change your name?
I would let will ferrel change my name

14. Last time you saw your father?
2 hours ago

15. What did you do for your last birthday?
got drunk. was the big 21. Big scare from best friend girl and no condom.

16. What time did you wake up today?
3:30 pm

17. What were you doing at midnight last night:
I don't remember. was probably online

18. Name something you CANNOT wait to do:
go back to college

19. What are 3 favorite things in your room?
computer, tv, game systems

20. Where is your best friend right now?
sleeping with his wife and kid.