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#165603 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 19:50:50
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My testicles will have been dormant for an entire month.
 
#165605 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 19:51:16
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no wet dreams m8 ?
 
#165606 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 19:51:31
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no wanking or no sex? or both?
 
#165611 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 19:53:58
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No wanking, no sex, no wet dreams.
 
#165612 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 19:56:00
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LOL
 
#165615 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 19:57:06
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They die if you don't use them.
 
#165616 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 19:57:20
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to give up wanking, i can understand
but why give up sex?
 
#165617 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 19:57:46
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Quote (Duped @ Jan 31 2008 - 19:57:06)
They die if you don't use them.

holocaust
 
#165621 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 19:59:06
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might as well make a bme pain olympics type mutilation video if they are just gonna be useless
 
#165623 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 20:00:28
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set yo balls in fiar
 
#165626 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 20:06:06
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Quote (Duped @ Jan 31 2008 - 21:00:28)
set yo balls in fiar

im a huge faggot
 
#165628 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 20:09:22
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Quote (Vogan @ Jan 31 2008 - 19:57:20)
to give up wanking, i can understand
but why give up sex?

Because I can't get laid?
 
#165630 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 20:09:44
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Quote (Vogan @ Jan 31 2008 - 19:57:20)
to give up wanking, i can understand
but why give up sex?

:laugh:
 
#165632 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 20:11:25
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Quote (MoS. @ Jan 31 2008 - 19:53:58)
No wanking, no sex, no wet dreams.

doesnt make sense, i thought wet dreams happen naturally if you go that long without doing either of the other two
 
#165634 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 20:12:05
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Quote (___ @ Jan 31 2008 - 20:11:25)
Quote (MoS. @ Jan 31 2008 - 19:53:58)
No wanking, no sex, no wet dreams.

doesnt make sense, i thought wet dreams happen naturally if you go that long without doing either of the other two

I heard 2 weeks.
 
#165635 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 20:13:44
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Jan 31 2008 - 20:12:05)
Quote (___ @ Jan 31 2008 - 20:11:25)
Quote (MoS. @ Jan 31 2008 - 19:53:58)
No wanking, no sex, no wet dreams.

doesnt make sense, i thought wet dreams happen naturally if you go that long without doing either of the other two

I heard 2 weeks.

It used to be about two weeks but when you are drunk you don't always have them. I've been drunk alot January.
 
#165724 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 22:12:32
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I heard if you usually masterbate/have sex on a regular basis then stop suddenly, your discharge if/when you do again tends to be a funny color.
 
#165730 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 22:19:13
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Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 22:12:32)
I heard if you usually masterbate/have sex on a regular basis then stop suddenly, your discharge if/when you do again tends to be a funny color.

I've never heard of that but the amount discharged is usually much greater.
 
#165769 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 22:51:19
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cumming buckets
 
#165771 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 22:56:43
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its raining, its pouring

 
#165772 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 22:58:33
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Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 22:12:32)
I heard if you usually masterbate/have sex on a regular basis then stop suddenly, your discharge if/when you do again tends to be a funny color.

That's only after penetrating you, does a man's juice flow a vile color.
 
#165804 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 23:29:23
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:banana: :hug: :analgangbang: :deepthroating: :donkeypunch:
 
#165806 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 23:30:41
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Quote (Animage @ Jan 31 2008 - 22:58:33)
Quote (Bobo @ Jan 31 2008 - 22:12:32)
I heard if you usually masterbate/have sex on a regular basis then stop suddenly, your discharge if/when you do again tends to be a funny color.

That's only after penetrating you, does a man's juice flow a vile color.

oo

ice flows thru yo veins, Davey
 
#165820 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 23:37:35
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i managed to have a wet dream a couple months ago like 3 days after having sex.

but i was having a hardcore realistic sex dream
 
#165831 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 23:42:57
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Quote (Sgull @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:37:35)
i managed to have a wet dream a couple months ago like 3 days after having sex.

but i was having a hardcore realistic sex dream

Those would be the ones that you wake up with soggy drawers from
 
#165832 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 23:45:12
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whats the point of having a dick if you arent rubbing it on everything around you
 
#165833 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 23:46:18
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Quote (StQ @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:45:12)
whats the point of having a dick if you arent rubbing it on everything around you

One day you might learn about self control.
 
#165834 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 23:49:19
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Quote (MoS. @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:46:18)
Quote (StQ @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:45:12)
whats the point of having a dick if you arent rubbing it on everything around you

One day you might learn about self control.

fuck that, im typing with my dick right now
 
#165835 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 23:50:04
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Quote (StQ @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:49:19)
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Quote (StQ @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:45:12)
whats the point of having a dick if you arent rubbing it on everything around you

One day you might learn about self control.

fuck that, im typing with my dick right now

a lesson in self control coming from MoS. makes me go :hats::euh::donno::donno::euh::hats:
 
#165836 | Thu - Jan 31 2008 - 23:54:52
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Quote (StQ @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:50:04)
Quote (StQ @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:49:19)
Quote (MoS. @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:46:18)
Quote (StQ @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:45:12)
whats the point of having a dick if you arent rubbing it on everything around you

One day you might learn about self control.

fuck that, im typing with my dick right now

a lesson in self control coming from MoS. makes me go :hats::euh::donno::donno::euh::hats:

Real girls get down on the floor!
 
#165859 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 01:55:09
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Quote (MoS. @ Jan 31 2008 - 20:46:18)
Quote (StQ @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:45:12)
whats the point of having a dick if you arent rubbing it on everything around you

One day you might learn about self control.

I am rubbing my cock on a dead frog as I type this.
 
#165861 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 01:58:05
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someday IF you get laid, heres what you need to do
find an easy (preferably disease free) chick that will let you bear back (on the pill ofc)
she has to be on top of you and because you havent blown one in so long, the sheer force from the sperm should easily plaster her to the ceiling

and take pics ofc
 
#165862 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 01:59:11
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Jan 31 2008 - 22:58:05)
someday IF you get laid, heres what you need to do
find an easy (preferably disease free) chick that will let you bear back (on the pill ofc)
she has to be on top of you and because you havent blown one in so long, the sheer force from the sperm should easily plaster her to the ceiling

and take pics ofc

also, remember that the first one really does not count since you will blow it upon contact. the second one is what really matters.
 
#165863 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 02:01:55
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it will be kinda like a fire hose cum shot
just make sure shes white, nn arrest for hate crime
 
#165864 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 02:10:14
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Jan 31 2008 - 23:01:55)
it will be kinda like a fire hose cum shot
just make sure shes white, nn arrest for hate crime

LOL
 
#165867 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 03:15:19
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 1 2008 - 02:01:55)
it will be kinda like a fire hose cum shot
just make sure shes white, nn arrest for hate crime

sig'd
 
#165868 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 03:34:02
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what was that thing i saw on ebaumsworld like 3 years ago

the dude was getting head from his wife, and his cum shot ended up blowing her head off
 
#165885 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 08:59:12
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Quote (hedonism @ Feb 1 2008 - 03:34:02)
what was that thing i saw on ebaumsworld like 3 years ago

the dude was getting head from his wife, and his cum shot ended up blowing her head off

faggot
 
#165904 | Fri - Feb 1 2008 - 09:11:12
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Feb 1 2008 - 01:58:05)
someday IF you get laid, heres what you need to do
find an easy (preferably disease free) chick that will let you bear back (on the pill ofc)
she has to be on top of you and because you havent blown one in so long, the sheer force from the sperm should easily plaster her to the ceiling

and take pics ofc

I want the next load that I blow to be in some girls mouth.
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