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After One Month We Are Getting Married
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#167888 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 09:26:18
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~Kinky.
 
#167894 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 09:30:16
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They've been together one month and he has asked d2jsp what to do at least five times. :donno:
 
#167896 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 09:31:35
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They've been together one month and he has asked d2jsp what to do at least five times. :donno:

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#167898 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 09:33:11
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:31:35)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 5 2008 - 09:30:16)
They've been together one month and he has asked d2jsp what to do at least five times. :donno:

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#167900 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 09:39:55
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 5 2008 - 09:30:16)
They've been together one month and he has asked d2jsp what to do at least five times. :donno:

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insert where?

your most desired hole
 
#167901 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 09:41:42
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Need brief story synopsis of who/what/why.
 
#167905 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 09:46:15
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Quote (MoS. @ Feb 5 2008 - 09:41:42)
Need brief story synopsis of who/what/why.

Quote (kinkykowboy @ Mon, Feb 4 2008, 05:22pm)
What would you love to receive for a valentines day gift, ladies?

Since the forum is mainly male, anyone have any good ideas on what to get someone for Valentines Day?

I don't plan on spending a fortune but I might take her to Red Lobster since she loves it there.

We've only been going out for 1 month as of Valentines Day, but she's already told me she's sure I'm "the one" and I think she is too.

Please Don't Recommend (Unless You Have Some Neat Way Of Giving It, Or Some Specific Suggestions):

Chocolate
Roses
Jewelry

~Kinky.

 
#167907 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 09:48:13
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kinky -> gf -> df suggestions -> one month -> valentines day -> said kinky is the one -> kinky thinks she is the one

This post has been edited by blind_chief on Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 10:00:13
 
#167911 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 09:53:16
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every time i see his posts, i want to kick his ass

~Kinky
 
#167926 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 10:17:27
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Quote (Vogan @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:53:16)
every time i see his posts, i want to kick his ass

~Kinky

LOL
 
#167927 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 10:18:12
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Quote (Vogan @ Feb 5 2008 - 09:53:16)
every time i see his posts, i want to kick his ass

~Kinky

im a huge faggot
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tear
 
#167933 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 10:34:18
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after one month they are getting divorced
 
#167946 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 11:09:58
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@ The Amazing Girl - She told me she had a fun game and it was to write down our favourite word on a piece of paper... We did it. She told me not to laugh at her word because she doesn't use it often. Guess the word?














Kinky.


Guess my word?




Kinky.




What are the chances?

If that's not enough, everyone in the school is like.. they're perfect for eachother. And our favourite food is cheese capalleti. I dunno, I'm in for the long run on this one.

~Kinky.
 
#167948 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 11:17:33
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Did he really say that?
LOL
 
#167950 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 11:19:25
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took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger motherfuck 1 month.
 
#167951 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 11:22:27
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Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:19:25)
took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger motherfuck 1 month.

i dont ever plan on it
 
#167952 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 11:23:40
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took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger  motherfuck 1 month.

i dont ever plan on it

if you do find one that cleans and can cook like a 5 star chef...only way to go m8
 
#167954 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 11:25:17
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:22:27)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:19:25)
took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger  motherfuck 1 month.

i dont ever plan on it

No joke.
Just need someone who can cook and put out.
 
#167963 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 11:46:31
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Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:23:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:22:27)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:19:25)
took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger  motherfuck 1 month.

i dont ever plan on it

if you do find one that cleans and can cook like a 5 star chef...only way to go m8

mine does neither
 
#167968 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 11:57:18
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:46:31)
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:22:27)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:19:25)
took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger  motherfuck 1 month.

i dont ever plan on it

if you do find one that cleans and can cook like a 5 star chef...only way to go m8

mine does neither

slap her mom then
 
#167969 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 11:59:33
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Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:57:18)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:46:31)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:23:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:22:27)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:19:25)
took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger  motherfuck 1 month.

i dont ever plan on it

if you do find one that cleans and can cook like a 5 star chef...only way to go m8

mine does neither

slap her mom then

im a huge faggot
 
#167970 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 12:00:59
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Feb 5 2008 - 12:59:33)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:57:18)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:46:31)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:23:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:22:27)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:19:25)
took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger  motherfuck 1 month.

i dont ever plan on it

if you do find one that cleans and can cook like a 5 star chef...only way to go m8

mine does neither

slap her mom then

im a huge faggot

ofc
 
#168022 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 12:58:33
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dear /jsp/ halp i need moar aadvice on how to make women like me

~kinky~
 
#168027 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 13:19:52
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Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:57:18)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:46:31)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:23:40)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:22:27)
Quote (deadhXc @ Feb 5 2008 - 10:19:25)
took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger  motherfuck 1 month.

i dont ever plan on it

if you do find one that cleans and can cook like a 5 star chef...only way to go m8

mine does neither

slap her mom then

havent met her mom yet. can i slap her and call it kosher?

i'd use my cock ofc
 
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 5 2008 - 11:46:31)
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took me 6 years to finally pull the trigger  motherfuck 1 month.

i dont ever plan on it

if you do find one that cleans and can cook like a 5 star chef...only way to go m8

mine does neither

Mine either.

Fuck, I screwed up, yo.
 
#168103 | Tue - Feb 5 2008 - 16:45:57
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