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#174289 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 13:20:54
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I was thinking of masturbating every February 29th and waiting in between for the next day.
 
#174290 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 13:26:36
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there is no feb 29th
that means you will never masturbait.
if that is what u mean, i agree.
 
#174291 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 13:28:32
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Quote (Sexxi-jenny @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:26:36)
there is no feb 29th
that means you will never masturbait.
if that is what u mean, i agree.

LOL
 
#174292 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 13:30:23
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Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:28:32)
Quote (Sexxi-jenny @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:26:36)
there is no feb 29th
that means you will never masturbait.
if that is what u mean, i agree.

LOL

eww
thinking about you + masturbation in same spot made me hurl




(waits for a nude comment)
 
#174293 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 13:34:16
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Quote (Sexxi-jenny @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:26:36)
there is no feb 29th
that means you will never masturbait.
if that is what u mean, i agree.

you are wrong; february 29 comes every 4 years
 
#174307 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 13:53:22
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Quote (Sexxi-jenny @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:30:23)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:28:32)
Quote (Sexxi-jenny @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:26:36)
there is no feb 29th
that means you will never masturbait.
if that is what u mean, i agree.

LOL

eww
thinking about you + masturbation in same spot made me hurl




(waits for a nude comment)

Your sig is too big.
 
#174309 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 13:55:56
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Quote (Sexxi-jenny @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:30:23)
Quote (7_Deadly_Sins @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:28:32)
Quote (Sexxi-jenny @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:26:36)
there is no feb 29th
that means you will never masturbait.
if that is what u mean, i agree.

LOL

eww
thinking about you + masturbation in same spot made me hurl




(waits for a nude comment)

Mad cause no one wants to masturbate to you?
 
#174310 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 13:57:05
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Stay on fucking topic, this is about my ballsack, not Jenni's
 
#174311 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 13:58:38
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make clear for rest of us, you want to wank every 4 tears? if yes, then bad idea
 
#174312 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:08:25
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new anti-masturbating tip: don't fucking watch porn.
 
#174314 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:09:10
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Quote (blind_chief @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:08:25)
new anti-masturbating tip: don't fucking watch porn.

I like watching vag getting pounded though
 
#174331 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:30:21
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where you a self-destructive chronic masturbater in the past?
i :donno: why you made this vow
 
#174332 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:31:06
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Quote (randomtask @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:30:21)
where you a self-destructive chronic masturbater in the past?
i :donno: why you made this vow

It is Nick's way of trying to get his mind off of the fact that he is nowhere near getting any.
 
#174334 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:35:43
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:31:06)
Quote (randomtask @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:30:21)
where you a self-destructive chronic masturbater in the past? 
i :donno: why you made this vow

It is Nick's way of trying to get his mind off of the fact that he is nowhere near getting any.

And the rest of my life sucks.
 
#174335 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:37:02
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Quote (MoS. @ Feb 18 2008 - 11:35:43)
Quote (bubbachunk @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:31:06)
Quote (randomtask @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:30:21)
where you a self-destructive chronic masturbater in the past? 
i :donno: why you made this vow

It is Nick's way of trying to get his mind off of the fact that he is nowhere near getting any.

And the rest of my life sucks.

well, with that attitude...


cheer up m8. contrary to popular belief, others do have life worse.
 
#174338 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:42:49
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You could be a fatass like me =/

god i need to get out of this house.
 
#174339 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:44:41
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Quote (Animage @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:42:49)
You could be a fatass like me =/

god i need to get out of this house.

on your pic on jsp you look not fat
 
#174340 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:47:49
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Quote (Vogan @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:44:41)
Quote (Animage @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:42:49)
You could be a fatass like me =/

god i need to get out of this house.

on your pic on jsp you look not fat

I don't think we have the same eyes m8
 
#174341 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 14:50:15
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:47:49)
Quote (Vogan @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:44:41)
Quote (Animage @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:42:49)
You could be a fatass like me =/

god i need to get out of this house.

on your pic on jsp you look not fat

I don't think we have the same eyes m8

for my he looks like big guy, but not fat at all
maybe it was old pic and he is fat now? :donno:
 
#174351 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 15:22:17
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lol kid wants to beat it so bad
 
#174356 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 15:30:11
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 18 2008 - 15:22:17)
lol kid wants to beat it so bad

Truthiness
 
#174360 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 15:33:18
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Quote (MoS. @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:30:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 18 2008 - 15:22:17)
lol kid wants to beat it so bad

Truthiness

id approve of this idea if you waited until next leap year, not this one
 
#174376 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 15:42:34
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 18 2008 - 15:33:18)
Quote (MoS. @ Feb 18 2008 - 14:30:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 18 2008 - 15:22:17)
lol kid wants to beat it so bad

Truthiness

id approve of this idea if you waited until next leap year, not this one

....FUCK
 
#174386 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 15:49:32
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If you ever feel like pounding it just do this

1. PM 0zzy
2. Ask him for sexxi nudes
3. Make a good glossy posterboard of it
4. Hang it up wherever you usually masterbate, basement: bathroom, room, the works basically
5. Run to picture whenever you feel that urge
6. Vomit
 
#174387 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 15:50:14
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Feb 18 2008 - 12:49:32)
If you ever feel like pounding it just do this

1. PM 0zzy
2. Ask him for sexxi nudes
3. Make a good glossy posterboard of it
4. Hang it up wherever you usually masterbate, basement: bathroom, room, the works basically
5. Run to picture whenever you feel that urge
6. Vomit

so it's like picturing my grandmother?
 
#174409 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 17:09:49
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Wait, why did Jenni come back for a MoS masterbation thread?
 
#174412 | Mon - Feb 18 2008 - 17:43:07
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Quote (StQ @ Feb 18 2008 - 18:09:49)
Wait, why did Jenni come back for a MoS masterbation thread?

because it's the closest to getting any she's gonna be, even if it is nick talking to other people on the internet.

imo you should just be an ultra-sleazy douchebag and wear a hazmat suit while you fuck the trashiest chick you can find.
 
#174719 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 07:53:53
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sexxi-jenny isnt sexxi :donno:
 
#174721 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 08:04:19
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Just go get a sperm sample frozen and castrate yourself.


Also, I think most of stopped caring when we found out you were torturing yourself with porno.
 
#174729 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 08:33:52
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Quote (Duped @ Feb 19 2008 - 08:04:19)
Just go get a sperm sample frozen and castrate yourself.


Also, I think most of stopped caring when we found out you were torturing yourself with porno.

/care
 
#174771 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 12:20:49
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You also haven't updated the thread in nearly three weeks.
 
#174817 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 16:27:55
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 19 2008 - 12:20:49)
You also haven't updated the thread in nearly three weeks.

Nothing to update.

I don't masturbate.
 
#174820 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 16:31:42
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Quote (MoS. @ Feb 19 2008 - 13:27:55)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 19 2008 - 12:20:49)
You also haven't updated the thread in nearly three weeks.

Nothing to update.

I don't masturbate.

that constitutes an update
 
#174856 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 18:31:01
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cut your dick off and throw it in the river
 
#174857 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 18:31:44
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Quote (~kiko @ Feb 19 2008 - 18:31:01)
cut your dick off and throw it in the river

 
#174861 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 18:33:55
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Quote (~kiko @ Feb 19 2008 - 18:31:01)
cut your dick off and throw it in the river

thi sis not a good idea
 
#174862 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 18:34:41
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kid fails

he's probably jerkin it right now
 
#174865 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 18:38:09
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Quote (StQ @ Feb 19 2008 - 18:34:41)
kid fails

he's probably jerkin it right now

i think he never stoped
 
#174904 | Tue - Feb 19 2008 - 20:04:08
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Quote (Sexxi-jenny @ Feb 18 2008 - 13:26:36)
there is no feb 29th
that means you will never masturbait.
if that is what u mean, i agree.

kill yourself.
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