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#370500 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:15:18
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too ham sadvichs on some nom nom onion rolls
 
#370504 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:17:17
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ham... Bacon's better looking slimmer cousin with bucked teefs
 
#370506 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:18:08
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had some left over n1 ham ofc would have been better with bacon
 
#370509 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:19:30
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So wait... This was realham clearly lunch meat ham? Nice that kinds ham doesn't have crooked buck chuckers
 
#370510 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:20:23
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no was a real ham clearly that thin sliced lunch meat shit
 
#370511 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:20:47
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In case you all are wondering, "What a man with an eight inch penis has for lunch?" I am having this:

lemon peppered tuna fish with lowfat mayo, coffee with splash of Kahlua, and a bag of skittles.

 
#370512 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:23:41
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Quote (JackRabbitSlim @ Oct 30 2008 - 14:20:47)
In case you all are wondering, "What a man with an eight inch penis has for lunch?" I am having this:

lemon peppered tuna fish with lowfat mayo, coffee with splash of Kahlua, and a bag of skittles.

anyone who puts something other than bourbon in their coffee is a fucking terrorist
 
#370515 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:25:05
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didnt eat yet today
 
#370517 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:25:33
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I am at work and whiskey is way too aromic to put in da coffee. I have to keep my job and feed the crumbstatchers.
 
#370521 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:27:07
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I'd also like to point out that you and Charles would make a splendid dinner date together with your lowfat/light nontasteful bullshit interior design party with a condom stuck in your ass from the night before faggotry
 
#370524 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:27:58
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lol
 
#370531 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:30:53
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i dont fuck on the first date
 
#370533 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:31:49
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Quote (xstakemx @ Oct 30 2008 - 13:27:07)
I'd also like to point out that you and Charles would make a splendid dinner date together with your lowfat/light nontasteful bullshit interior design party with a condom stuck in your ass from the night before faggotry

Wow, that caught me completely by surprise. Here's a better idea, Me and Charles pig roasting your wife while you you watch feeling ashamed that you can't please her due to your high blood pressure and the fact that you havn't seen you dick or toes since junior high school....
 
#370545 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:43:28
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1. Nothin on DC.net should ever surprise you
too. I feel no shame
3. My high blood pressure is a direct result of habitual drug use as a teen
4. I saw my dick this morning while trying to stretch out and fuck my own webbed feet
 
#370547 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:46:56
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Oct 30 2008 - 13:25:05)
didnt eat yet today

 
#370549 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 13:51:01
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Quote (xstakemx @ Oct 30 2008 - 13:43:28)
1. Nothin on DC.net should ever surprise you
too. I feel no shame
3. My high blood pressure is a direct result of habitual drug use as a teen
4. I saw my dick this morning while trying to stretch out and fuck my own webbed feet

1. I am starting to realize this
too. Wow, now I am looking forward to retirement and getting a job that doesn't require a drug test.
3. Laff
 
#370600 | Thu - Oct 30 2008 - 14:57:06
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leftover wings
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