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#378971 | Fri - Nov 7 2008 - 15:14:25
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St.Peter at the Pearly Gates checking people in. Who are you and what did you do on Earth?. The guy says I'm Barrack Obama and I was the first black President of the United States. St.Peter says The U.S.? A black president? You're kidding me! When did all this happen?. Obama says About 20 minutes ago!

You know, we really don't have too much to worry about with Obama...
When was the last time you heard of a nigger keeping a job for 4 years?

What do MLK Jr, JFK, abe Lincon and Obama have in common?
Nothing, yet!
 
#378980 | Fri - Nov 7 2008 - 15:26:25
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heard them all, but still funny id say
 
#378982 | Fri - Nov 7 2008 - 15:27:17
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What do Obama and snow tire have in common?

Need chains to work right.
 
#379196 | Fri - Nov 7 2008 - 19:27:37
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#379200 | Fri - Nov 7 2008 - 19:29:24
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLcc19mt4eA

start learning russian now if you want to avoid the gulags, the soviets dont like slow learners
 
#379202 | Fri - Nov 7 2008 - 19:30:15
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8L38TRq4tk

translation of obama's berlin speech
 
#379203 | Fri - Nov 7 2008 - 19:30:22
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Quote (HCL @ Nov 7 2008 - 19:29:24)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLcc19mt4eA

start learning russian now if you want to avoid the gulags, the soviets dont like slow learners

LOL
 
#379299 | Fri - Nov 7 2008 - 20:41:58
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obama and an apple fall out of a tree, who hits the ground first?

the apple because the rope usually stops the blacks

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#379310 | Fri - Nov 7 2008 - 20:57:03
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obama can be abiotic and biotic
 
#379476 | Sat - Nov 8 2008 - 01:19:20
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