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So I Used A Bidet Today
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#380248 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:31:02
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my crack has never been cleaner
 
#380253 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:32:29
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ive always wanted to try that
 
#380255 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:32:58
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silly frenchmen
 
#380259 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:34:05
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i used a bidet for my whole body after my poop
 
#380263 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:35:05
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it was cold as shit and kinda painful
 
#380264 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:35:43
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so is it a shower for your butt
 
#380273 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:37:18
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yes
 
#380277 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:37:47
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Quote (lobb @ Nov 8 2008 - 22:32:58)
silly frenchmen

 
#380278 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:39:12
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how would that even work
 
#380279 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:39:46
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well for you, just imagine its a dick, and sit on it
 
#380280 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:40:44
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i just noticed someone's toes in the bottom of the picture
 
#380281 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:40:51
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it was this thing that was attachable to a normal toilet at my friends house

it just shot it up in the air and grazes over the hole + gooch, we turned it on without sitting on it and it flew and shot against the wall, was pretty lol
 
#380286 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:46:22
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what if you increase the water pressure 100x
 
#380288 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:50:45
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there were 3 settings, off, low and high

nn high imo, i turned it ever so slowly until the stream reached the crack
 
#380289 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 01:52:26
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lol
 
#380374 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 07:33:34
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what you used after to dry your ass?
 
#380384 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 08:48:57
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Quote (Vogan @ Nov 9 2008 - 08:33:34)
what you used after to dry your ass?

i wiped before and after using it

was just extra cleanage
 
#380385 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 08:49:21
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haha that would be awesome if they built in like a warm fan to dry your ass afterwards
 
#380397 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 10:59:08
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Bidets make my ass clean
 
#380429 | Sun - Nov 9 2008 - 12:19:45
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Quote (Martin_Ge @ Nov 9 2008 - 10:59:08)
Bidets make my ass clean

ur a peon
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