Quote (hippie @ Nov 13 2008 - 01:04:11)
i have 54 cans of coke 60 boxes of kraft dinner 6 packs of diapers i have a beer hat with coke instead of beer im ordering a pizza every single night and im making him deliver it to my desk im quitting my job and unplugging my phone so no one disturbs me while im leveling i'm sawing my testicles off so i feel no desire to have sex im breaking my teeth so i can drink all of my food instead of eating it(chewing will make me to tired and might make me want to sleep earlier) im going to stick a needle full of adrenaline into my heart every time i get tired and im going to shit on my bed so i dont even think about going to sleep
even tho i'll play 1/10th of the amount you play you will never be as awesome as me.