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#383427 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:34:27
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so most of you know this chick is planning on coming out for spring break and we will take a week and drive around and see the sights

she informed me her little sister is begging to come too
her little sister is fucking hot though, but this is only marginally better, and i would rather have her clearly come (shes like 21)

sigh lol
 
#383428 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:34:48
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tag teaming them is probably clearly a realistic option
 
#383429 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:34:59
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i blocked my cock

This post has been edited by Martin_Ge on Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:38:17
 
#383431 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:36:12
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you can probably still get one of them alone, come on

shes dying for your cock
 
#383434 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:38:26
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Quote (Martin_Ge @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:34:59)
i blocked my cock

 
#383436 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:39:27
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Quote (Martin_Ge @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:38:26)
Quote (Martin_Ge @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:34:59)
i blocked my cock

you try too hard
 
#383437 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:40:52
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:34:48)
tag teaming them is probably clearly a realistic option

too systers in a 3 way is possible only in pron, so yeah
you did right thing for trying to get rid of her
 
#383438 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:40:55
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so whats the problem here? too hot chicks want to spend a week with you. Send one away while you and the other play?

damn i can rhyme
 
#383439 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:41:23
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Quote (deadhXc @ Nov 13 2008 - 12:40:55)
so whats the problem here? too hot chicks want to spend a week with you. Send one away while you and the other play?

damn i can rhyme

faggot
 
#383441 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:41:43
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Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:36:12)
you can probably still get one of them alone, come on

shes dying for your cock

i didnt say i was giving up
just clearly quite the same
and how to explain why i am absolutely eye fucking her sister whilst trying to actually fuck her
 
#383442 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:42:19
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#383443 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:42:22
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Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:41:23)
Quote (deadhXc @ Nov 13 2008 - 12:40:55)
so whats the problem here? too hot chicks want to spend a week with you. Send one away while you and the other play?

damn i can rhyme

faggot

dont be a homophobe, get over here and lick my balls
 
#383444 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:43:00
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:41:43)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:36:12)
you can probably still get one of them alone, come on

shes dying for your cock

i didnt say i was giving up
just clearly quite the same
and how to explain why i am absolutely eye fucking her sister whilst trying to actually fuck her

give ya something to think about when doing her
 
#383445 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:45:04
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Quote (deadhXc @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:40:55)
so whats the problem here? too hot chicks want to spend a week with you. Send one away while you and the other play?

damn i can rhyme

that was very clever
 
#383446 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:45:11
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third wheel situation imo
 
#383447 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:45:26
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id say having the too of them there actually increases your odds of bagging one of them
 
#383448 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:46:05
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Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:45:26)
id say having the too of them there actually increases your odds of bagging one of them

other way arround
 
#383449 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:46:48
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Quote (Vogan @ Nov 13 2008 - 12:46:05)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:45:26)
id say having the too of them there actually increases your odds of bagging one of them

other way arround

yeah no shit

just trying to make joe feel better
 
#383450 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:46:58
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:39:27)
Quote (Martin_Ge @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:38:26)
Quote (Martin_Ge @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:34:59)
i blocked my cock

you try too hard

 
#383451 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:49:11
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this have nothing to do with this toilet, but i just saw this

User Image
 
#383452 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:49:27
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nom nom nom nom
 
#383453 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:51:27
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Quote (Martin_Ge @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:46:58)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:39:27)
Quote (Martin_Ge @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:38:26)
Quote (Martin_Ge @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:34:59)
i blocked my cock

you try too hard

 
#383454 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:53:46
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Quote (Vogan @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:49:11)
this have nothing to do with this toilet, but i just saw this

User Image

thats just lol
 
#383455 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:54:06
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that pic kind of scares me
 
#383456 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:54:24
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Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:46:48)
Quote (Vogan @ Nov 13 2008 - 12:46:05)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:45:26)
id say having the too of them there actually increases your odds of bagging one of them

other way arround

yeah no shit

just trying to make joe feel better

id rather have the beginning stages of a fruitful relationship than a couple days of sex
 
#383457 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:54:31
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:54:24)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:46:48)
Quote (Vogan @ Nov 13 2008 - 12:46:05)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:45:26)
id say having the too of them there actually increases your odds of bagging one of them

other way arround

yeah no shit

just trying to make joe feel better

id rather have the beginning stages of a fruitful relationship than a couple days of sex

:euh:
 
#383458 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:54:57
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 12:54:24)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:46:48)
Quote (Vogan @ Nov 13 2008 - 12:46:05)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:45:26)
id say having the too of them there actually increases your odds of bagging one of them

other way arround

yeah no shit

just trying to make joe feel better

id rather have the beginning stages of a fruitful relationship than a couple days of sex

bleeding heart
 
#383461 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 13:57:14
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:54:31)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:54:24)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 10:46:48)
Quote (Vogan @ Nov 13 2008 - 12:46:05)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:45:26)
id say having the too of them there actually increases your odds of bagging one of them

other way arround

yeah no shit

just trying to make joe feel better

id rather have the beginning stages of a fruitful relationship than a couple days of sex

:euh:

i cant belive you just said that :omg:
 
#383471 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:10:45
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let's just make sure we are clear on one thing
If girl "A" wants to honk on the old bo-bo, girl B's presence should clearly deter her.


 
#383472 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:11:30
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:10:45)
let's just make sure we are clear on one thing
If girl "A" wants to honk on the old bo-bo, girl B's presence should clearly deter her.

clearly always true
 
#383473 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:12:17
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yes
but if i end up being that cool "family friend" guy i may actually drive all 3 of us off a cliff
 
#383474 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:13:13
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:12:17)
yes
but if i end up being that cool "family friend" guy i may actually drive all 3 of us off a cliff

pull a grand theft auto move and dodge out of the car before it goes off the cliff
then go afk
 
#383478 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:16:16
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 15:12:17)
yes
but if i end up being that cool "family friend" guy i may actually drive all 3 of us off a cliff

all well and good
But justmake sure "you get off first" and I mean that in the most figurative way possible
 
#383480 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:19:21
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:16:16)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 15:12:17)
yes
but if i end up being that cool "family friend" guy i may actually drive all 3 of us off a cliff

all well and good
But justmake sure "you get off first" and I mean that in the most figurative way possible

OHHHHHHHHH DANG
 
#383482 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:20:14
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well i heard cocks so im in
 
#383484 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:20:43
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COCKS
 
#383485 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:20:45
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Quote (Raffles @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:20:14)
well i heard cocks so im in

well thats just sounds gay imo
 
#383488 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:21:27
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Quote (Raffles @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:20:14)
well i heard cocks so im in

well thats just sounds gay imo

no way
 
#383497 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:23:46
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:donno:
gonna talk to her ton8 and see
but clearly gonna lie, if i get to see her lil sis in a bikini i may just show it too her
 
#383501 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:26:15
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:23:46)
:donno:
gonna talk to her ton8 and see
but clearly gonna lie, if i get to see her lil sis in a bikini i may just show it too her

then show it(pics) to us
 
#383502 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:26:53
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:26:15)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 14:23:46)
:donno:
gonna talk to her ton8 and see
but clearly gonna lie, if i get to see her lil sis in a bikini i may just show it too her

then show it(pics) to us

further clarification:
her, clearly your junk
 
#383503 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:27:21
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 15:23:46)
:donno:
gonna talk to her ton8 and see
but clearly gonna lie, if i get to see her lil sis in a bikini i may just show it too her

LOL
 
#383506 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 14:30:09
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:27:21)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 15:23:46)
:donno:
gonna talk to her ton8 and see
but clearly gonna lie, if i get to see her lil sis in a bikini i may just show it too her

LOL

LOL
 
#383571 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 16:12:27
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Buy me a ticket out there, I'll handle the sister.

This post has been edited by Duped on Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 16:12:35
 
#383574 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 16:25:29
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Quote (Duped @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:12:27)
Buy me a ticket out there, I'll handle the sister.

she may be down with that
 
#383577 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 16:27:17
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if its next spring i can take care of her np
 
#383578 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 16:34:50
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little girl can get cock up whilst cougar can appreciate the cock
 
#383619 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 17:50:31
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Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 11:30:09)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:27:21)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 15:23:46)
:donno:
gonna talk to her ton8 and see
but clearly gonna lie, if i get to see her lil sis in a bikini i may just show it too her

LOL

LOL

LOL
 
#383621 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 17:51:19
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Quote (lobb @ Nov 13 2008 - 17:50:31)
Quote (Sgull @ Nov 13 2008 - 11:30:09)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 13 2008 - 13:27:21)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 13 2008 - 15:23:46)
:donno:
gonna talk to her ton8 and see
but clearly gonna lie, if i get to see her lil sis in a bikini i may just show it too her

LOL

LOL

LOL

LOL
 
#383623 | Thu - Nov 13 2008 - 17:52:11
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hook her and shins up

would be cake
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