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I Shit My panties The Other Night
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#384163 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 00:53:19
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Was getting ready to hit the hay, taking the gn8 piss, felt a fart coming.

That fart turned out to be a room temperatue milkshake fart, shit everywhere.

It feels good to get this off my chest.
 
#384166 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 00:58:16
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lol
 
#384167 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 01:00:14
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Why are to black people shaking hands in your signature?
 
#384168 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 01:03:45
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Quote (MoS. @ Nov 13 2008 - 22:00:14)
Why are to black people shaking hands in your signature?

they play basketball
 
#384169 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 01:05:09
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Quote (MoS. @ Nov 13 2008 - 22:00:14)
Why are to black people shaking hands in your signature?

they play basketball

shaking hands comes with the territory
 
#384170 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 01:05:24
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#384171 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 01:06:11
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Quote (MoS. @ Nov 14 2008 - 01:00:14)
Why are to black people shaking hands in your signature?

Some questions are best left unanswered, sir.
 
#384172 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 01:06:13
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#384176 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 01:22:15
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Quote (Animage @ Nov 14 2008 - 01:06:13)
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lol
 
#384177 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 01:35:48
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#384224 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 10:14:44
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WOW RACISM

k
 
#384225 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 10:26:20
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wait, you were taking a piss so I'm assuming you were standing
Then you shit yourself...


How the fuck did you get it on your chest?
 
#384360 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 15:18:55
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 14 2008 - 10:26:20)
wait, you were taking a piss so I'm assuming you were standing
Then you shit yourself...


How the fuck did you get it on your chest?

no, i was pissing, and shit both in my panties and the floor
 
#384361 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 15:20:25
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i did that in the shower once

i couldnt help but laugh

actually i showed my mom and told her i was sick, so i got to skip school
 
#384429 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 18:29:44
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Man this one time I went for a run and right as I was coming up to my house I had diarhea and shit my panties

Turned out I had pancreatitis
 
#384450 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 19:38:18
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Quote (MoS. @ Nov 14 2008 - 01:00:14)
Why are to black people shaking hands in your signature?

because no white man in his right mind would shake hands with a negro
 
#384459 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 20:02:22
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Quote (MoS. @ Nov 14 2008 - 01:22:15)
Quote (Animage @ Nov 14 2008 - 01:06:13)
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lol

rude
 
#384462 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 20:03:48
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penis is good
 
#384463 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 20:06:17
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Quote (Raffles @ Nov 14 2008 - 20:03:48)
penis is good

:k:
 
#384560 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 00:17:01
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Speaking of shitting i was at cricket and theirs a toilet right i went in to blow my nose, but their was no toilet paper so i was like dam. 20-30 mins later i came back for a piss and their was a REALLY Runny diarrhea like shit in the toilet. whoever took it didn't wipe their ass and had poo stain in their panties i chuckled.
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