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#384378 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:03:57
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I sleep standing up strapped into the corner of my basement. Why do I do this? Because you are less likely to be hit by a meteor like this due to less surface area from a vertical strike. If you are lying down when the meteor hits you it can cut you straight in half but standing up its much much much more likely to miss your body. Also being in the basement helps and reduces possible angles of impact.

It's pretty comfortable too, Velcro straps hold me in place and I use lots of padding. I might patent the sleep system and sell it.
 
#384382 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:14:54
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#384384 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:17:55
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where did you copy/pasted this from?
 
#384385 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:18:11
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#384386 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:18:26
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#384389 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:23:31
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tldr
 
#384391 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:26:14
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UB have become a great challenger to 4chan
 
#384392 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:26:44
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from the other hand, clearly really
 
#384394 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:28:31
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i sleep with a cock in my hand
its comfy
 
#384396 | Fri - Nov 14 2008 - 16:30:08
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Did your brother install velcro in his closet?
 
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i fall asleep with apillow between my legs
 
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i got some baked beans stuck to the bottom of my hot dog bun

is delicious ofc
 
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i took a fibrous smelly shit earlier
 
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Quote (Jp. @ Nov 14 2008 - 16:03:57)
I sleep standing up strapped into the corner of my basement. Why do I do this? Because you are less likely to be hit by a meteor like this due to less surface area from a vertical strike. If you are lying down when the meteor hits you it can cut you straight in half but standing up its much much much more likely to miss your body. Also being in the basement helps and reduces possible angles of impact.

It's pretty comfortable too, Velcro straps hold me in place and I use lots of padding. I might patent the sleep system and sell it.

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