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#384769 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 15:26:45
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last night a 47 year old woman told me she has only slept with one person in her entire life, and they have only slept with her.

naturally, since im a douchebag, the question i posed to her was:

did you go to high school?

she didnt understand
 
#384774 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 15:28:58
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i dont talk to anyone above 35
 
#384790 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 15:35:46
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lmao
 
#384792 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 15:37:30
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i dont understand
 
#384794 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 15:43:39
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perhaps i should have asked her if she was homeschooled
 
#384883 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 16:37:31
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should have asked if she plays wow
 
#384891 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 16:40:17
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#384989 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:25:27
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 17:37:31)
should have asked if she plays wow

this shits gotta stop

please tell me m8's are kidding about wow and just dodging steam to be funny
 
#384990 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:27:00
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:25:27)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 17:37:31)
should have asked if she plays wow

this shits gotta stop

please tell me m8's are kidding about wow and just dodging steam to be funny

please tell me m8s are clearly dodging steam to to d2 mediation

no reacharound for you m8
 
#384994 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:30:21
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 18:27:00)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:25:27)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 17:37:31)
should have asked if she plays wow

this shits gotta stop

please tell me m8's are kidding about wow and just dodging steam to be funny

please tell me m8s are clearly dodging steam to to d2 mediation

no reacharound for you m8

check the queue and see how many mediations i have done
see who laughs last asshat

ill provide screenshots if necessary
 
#384995 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:30:27
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:25:27)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 17:37:31)
should have asked if she plays wow

this shits gotta stop

please tell me m8's are kidding about wow and just dodging steam to be funny

don't get on dc vent for the love of god

the conversation is depressing :(

did you get this quest
my quest helper says we go here
did we train this skill
lets go turn this quest in

:(
 
#384996 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:30:45
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another :( for good measure
 
#384998 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:31:14
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heres a better plan
im gonna pull a chins and uninstalling tf2 and steam
have dan give me a call when this wow dumbness passes and ill reinstall
 
#384999 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:31:38
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Quote (lobb @ Nov 15 2008 - 18:30:27)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:25:27)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 17:37:31)
should have asked if she plays wow

this shits gotta stop

please tell me m8's are kidding about wow and just dodging steam to be funny

don't get on dc vent for the love of god

the conversation is depressing :(

did you get this quest
my quest helper says we go here
did we train this skill
lets go turn this quest in

:(

fucking wow
 
#385000 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:33:03
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:31:14)
heres a better plan
im gonna pull a chins and uninstalling tf2 and steam
have dan give me a call when this wow dumbness passes and ill reinstall

:(

wow is something to do when the only m8s to play tf2 = josh and tanner

everyone acts like there is all of this tf2 action when its basically 3 of us
 
#385001 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:33:14
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get off joes bitch
 
#385002 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:33:55
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:33:03)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:31:14)
heres a better plan
im gonna pull a chins and uninstalling tf2 and steam
have dan give me a call when this wow dumbness passes and ill reinstall

:(

wow is something to do when the only m8s to play tf2 = josh and tanner

everyone acts like there is all of this tf2 action when its basically 3 of us


technically its just me now
 
#385003 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:34:10
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and i don't fucking care
 
#385004 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:34:26
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secretly i do care, fuck you guys
 
#385005 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:34:37
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caring is for cowards
 
#385006 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:34:56
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Quote (lobb @ Nov 15 2008 - 18:33:55)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:33:03)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:31:14)
heres a better plan
im gonna pull a chins and uninstalling tf2 and steam
have dan give me a call when this wow dumbness passes and ill reinstall

:(

wow is something to do when the only m8s to play tf2 = josh and tanner

everyone acts like there is all of this tf2 action when its basically 3 of us


technically its just me now

i was kidding about the uninstall
if vogan wasnt on a server with 240 ping id be playing now
 
#385008 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:36:36
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i hereby declare wow will clearly steal my soul
 
#385009 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:37:06
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placing bets on how long that last
 
#385012 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:38:32
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:36:36)
i hereby declare wow will clearly steal my soul

:k:
 
#385014 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:39:27
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 18:36:36)
i hereby declare wow will clearly steal my soul

my college roommate said that about wc3, 9 weeks before he dropped out with a .67 gpa
 
#385017 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 17:40:16
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wow steals souls whether they tell you it wont or clearly
 
#385087 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:18:56
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 16:37:31)
should have asked if she plays wow

this
 
#385088 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:23:23
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:30:21)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 18:27:00)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 14:25:27)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 15 2008 - 17:37:31)
should have asked if she plays wow

this shits gotta stop

please tell me m8's are kidding about wow and just dodging steam to be funny

please tell me m8s are clearly dodging steam to to d2 mediation

no reacharound for you m8

check the queue and see how many mediations i have done
see who laughs last asshat

ill provide screenshots if necessary

i apparently struck a nerve
but we miss you m8
 
#385090 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:26:43
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no, you miss wow
 
#385092 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:30:04
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i played a total of like too hours and you played for 18 hours
so :k:
 
#385093 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:31:03
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#385094 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:35:59
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#385095 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:37:19
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#385096 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:37:35
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#385097 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:37:58
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clearly gonna lie i got tired of playing tf2 alone and almost downloaded the wow trial

it said couldn't play it streaming due to new patch and nn downloading 4 gb, so whew, dodged that bullet
 
#385098 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 21:45:49
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 15 2008 - 18:31:14)
heres a better plan
im gonna pull a chins and uninstalling tf2 and steam
have dan give me a call when this wow dumbness passes and ill reinstall

Someone said my name?
 
#385099 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:06:25
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dan
 
#385100 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:08:16
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#385101 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:11:36
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hello
 
#385103 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:19:15
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are you SOMOS EXTREMOS?
 
#385104 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:22:02
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yo g-unit
 
#385110 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:40:41
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i gave lobb a streaming movies site.

logged off dc vent. someone tell me when the wow stops
 
#385111 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:44:29
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Quote (Animage @ Nov 15 2008 - 19:40:41)
i gave lobb a streaming movies site.

logged off dc vent. someone tell me when the wow stops

i hope you are clearly dodging because mox was being a prick last night?
 
#385113 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:46:17
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Quote (Animage @ Nov 15 2008 - 19:40:41)
i gave lobb a streaming movies site.

logged off dc vent. someone tell me when the wow stops

t4t again, had the link to that before but lost it

also, tf2?
 
#385114 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:47:39
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HAY GUYZ WOW?
 
#385115 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:47:56
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Quote (hedonism @ Nov 15 2008 - 19:47:39)
HAY GUYZ WOW?

fucking patches
 
#385116 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:48:15
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Quote (hedonism @ Nov 15 2008 - 22:47:39)
HAY GUYZ WOW?

gotta install them p47ch35
 
#385117 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:49:39
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Quote (lobb @ Nov 15 2008 - 18:37:58)
clearly gonna lie i got tired of playing tf2 alone and almost downloaded the wow trial

it said couldn't play it streaming due to new patch and nn downloading 4 gb, so whew, dodged that bullet


tl;dr - tf2 tf2, tf2
 
#385118 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:49:40
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O DARN SHUCKS M8
 
#385119 | Sat - Nov 15 2008 - 22:52:17
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get pg2 someone
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