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#394243 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:23:50
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from school

tl;dr version - three freshman provoked me, i punched them in their faces and I got suspended because I was older and should have been "more mature"

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#394245 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:25:16
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You should of spit on the principals face and then cursed alot.
 
#394246 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:25:23
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welcome to life
 
#394248 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:27:39
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Fists don't solve problems...axes do
 
#394253 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:29:23
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quote = gary

you must be very proud of yourself
 
#394254 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:29:26
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when was the last time someone started shit with you while you were holding an axe?


My point exactly
 
#394260 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:33:06
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 10:29:26)
when was the last time someone started shit with you while you were holding an axe?


My point exactly

im a huge faggot
my troll uses axes and maces, and many times the enemy runs away in fear
 
#394262 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:34:43
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 21 2008 - 13:33:06)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 10:29:26)
when was the last time someone started shit with you while you were holding an axe?


My point exactly

im a huge faggot
my troll uses axes and maces, and many times the enemy runs away in fear

Wow, WoW.
 
#394264 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:40:34
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 21 2008 - 13:33:06)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 10:29:26)
when was the last time someone started shit with you while you were holding an axe?


My point exactly

im a huge faggot
my troll uses axes and maces, and many times the enemy runs away in fear

imtimidating shout!
 
#394266 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:42:18
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wow, youre an idiot

you dont actually hit freshmen, you intimidate them by making them think youre gonna hit them then they'll give you money or something
 
#394267 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:42:55
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Quote (hedonism @ Nov 21 2008 - 13:42:18)
wow, youre an idiot

you dont actually hit freshmen, you intimidate them by making them think youre gonna hit them then they'll give you money or something

he kneed me in the balls when i pushed him

THE BALLS.
 
#394268 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:43:42
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 14:29:26)
when was the last time someone started shit with you while you were holding an axe?


My point exactly

couple weeks ago :donno:
 
#394269 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:43:47
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you dont shoot a guy in the DICK
 
#394271 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:45:40
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 21 2008 - 14:33:06)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 10:29:26)
when was the last time someone started shit with you while you were holding an axe?


My point exactly

im a huge faggot
my troll uses axes and maces, and many times the enemy runs away in fear

joe I lobb ewe like fatties love cake
But fucking wow man
 
#394272 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:46:10
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high school lumberjack

i think i came up with a good idea for a movie :euh:
 
#394273 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:49:05
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Nov 21 2008 - 14:43:42)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 14:29:26)
when was the last time someone started shit with you while you were holding an axe?


My point exactly

couple weeks ago :donno:

You don't count, that message was intended for people clearly wildabeast tree sloths. Everyone knows your tribe just looks silly trying to hold an axe without thumbs
 
#394276 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:52:25
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 10:45:40)
Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 21 2008 - 14:33:06)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 10:29:26)
when was the last time someone started shit with you while you were holding an axe?


My point exactly

im a huge faggot
my troll uses axes and maces, and many times the enemy runs away in fear

joe I lobb ewe like fatties love cake
But fucking wow man

:donno:
 
#394277 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:53:02
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Somehow i dont think this story is true.

In b4 3 freshman shook down jp for lunch money and he attempted to fight them and got hauled down by security.
 
#394278 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:53:41
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basing this on the fact that jp's little brother pushes him around like a doll.
 
#394280 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:57:22
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shut up dave
 
#394282 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 13:58:29
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itt: dopcakes fills in the missing details
 
#394287 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 14:10:17
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itt: too much attention to jp
 
#394289 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 14:14:26
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My friend almost bought an axe in dublin for like 300 dollars. But he didn't wanna pay the extra 30 dollars european budget airlines charge to check in a bag at the airport.
 
#394292 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 14:20:48
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Nov 21 2008 - 15:14:26)
My friend almost bought an axe in dublin for like 300 dollars. But he didn't wanna pay the extra 30 dollars european budget airlines charge to check in a bag at the airport.

by axe in Dublin do you mean an axe or an axe?
 
#394293 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 14:21:59
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this toilet reminds me of andy dufresne and the sisters down in the laundry room
 
#394294 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 14:22:26
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 14:58:29)
itt: dopcakes fills in the missing details

the plot thickens
 
#394299 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 14:29:39
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shit am I ever bored today
 
#394300 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 14:32:15
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Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 20:20:48)
Quote (ppkpkppk @ Nov 21 2008 - 15:14:26)
My friend almost bought an axe in dublin for like 300 dollars. But he didn't wanna pay the extra 30 dollars european budget airlines charge to check in a bag at the airport.

by axe in Dublin do you mean an axe or an axe?

what?
 
#394347 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 17:36:13
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at my school if you throw a punch that's automatically 10 days out
and if its a white guy against a black guy i think it's harsher
 
#394348 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 17:36:46
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i bet the punch didnt even hurt
 
#394364 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 18:14:51
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more like slapped, am i rite
 
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 21 2008 - 13:33:06)
Quote (xstakemx @ Nov 21 2008 - 10:29:26)
when was the last time someone started shit with you while you were holding an axe?


My point exactly

im a huge faggot
my troll uses axes and maces, and many times the enemy runs away in fear

My troll has a gun and a bat

clearly a baseball bat but a huge fuckin vampire bat

and grenades and some other crazy ass gizmos
 
#394395 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 18:58:09
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Quote (blind_chief @ Nov 21 2008 - 11:21:59)
this toilet reminds me of andy dufresne and the sisters down in the laundry room

 
#394397 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 18:59:43
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#394498 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 19:54:18
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should of smashed their face in with a brick
 
#394502 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 19:56:08
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should have missed and smashed your typing hand against a wall
 
#394755 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 22:56:17
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Quote (Animage @ Nov 21 2008 - 13:53:02)
Somehow i dont think this story is true.

In b4 3 freshman shook down jp for lunch money and he attempted to fight them and got hauled down by security.

they were in the closet with his brother while the house was being burgled
 
#394816 | Fri - Nov 21 2008 - 23:07:30
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now you can be on jsp all day
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