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#403769 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:03:13
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Pittsburgh is full of guidos
 
#403772 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:03:28
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Philadelphia has the Flyers, enough said.
 
#403774 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:03:40
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The rest of PA is Kentucky
 
#403784 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:05:23
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thats all you got?
 
#403786 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:05:38
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Philadelphia sucked too much to be the capital of such a great country, so we chose a new capital.
 
#403788 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:05:59
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Philadelphia also sucked too much to be the state capital, so it was moved to Harrisburg, Kentucky.
 
#403795 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:07:04
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The largest private employer in PA is Wal-Mart, that's pretty embarassing.
 
#403805 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:09:01
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Ron Paul was born in PA
 
#403810 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:09:36
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Your coal mines collapse too much.
 
#403829 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:12:41
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The Amish are lol
 
#403832 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:13:14
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Your state beverage is milk, you fucking pussies.
 
#403833 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:13:25
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agreed, amish are stupid cakes
 
#403840 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:14:27
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 1 2008 - 13:13:14)
Your state beverage is milk, you fucking pussies.

The state beverage of Nebraska is Kool-aid, thus Nebraska is outdoing you, and that's just embarrassing.
 
#403846 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:15:14
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Scranton is a terrible place.
 
#403851 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:16:25
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Your senior senator is Arlen Specter
 
#403869 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:19:26
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 1 2008 - 13:16:25)
Your senior senator is Arlen Specter

This is inherently negative because he is a terrible senator.
 
#403875 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:20:16
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Your state elected Rick Santorum twice to promote intelligent design and cry about gay people.
 
#403881 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:21:17
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 1 2008 - 13:20:16)
Your state elected Rick Santorum twice to promote intelligent design and cry about gay people.

And you replaced him with Bob Casey, who is a wiener.
 
#403882 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:21:17
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:k: I'm done

This post has been edited by Zodijackyl on Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:21:26
 
#403915 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:42:22
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thats clearly to bad
 
#403916 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:45:07
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Smocked is from Pennsylolvania
 
#403918 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 12:52:56
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We have Yuengling... You lose
 
#403920 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 13:00:25
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Connecticut law: it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset
 
#403921 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 13:01:10
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Connecticut law: only whitechristmas lights are allowed for displays
 
#403923 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 13:01:51
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Connecticut law: you may clearly educate dogs
 
#403924 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 13:02:41
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Connecticut law: fire trucks may clearly exceed 25 mph when going to a fire
 
#403925 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 13:05:22
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Connecticut law: it's illegal to dispose of used razor blades
 
#403926 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 13:08:22
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 1 2008 - 14:05:22)
Connecticut law: it's illegal to dispose of used razor blades

Can't help but wonder if this is why/where emos originated
 
#403972 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 13:40:49
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middleswarth bbq chips
nuff said

PA wins
 
#403974 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 13:44:36
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Yueng and Middlesworth...donno how anyone else can compete

We also have potholes that are alive and could eat your car
 
#403984 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 13:58:03
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Dec 1 2008 - 14:40:49)
middleswarth bbq chips
nuff said

PA wins

Those people in middleburg seriously got their shit together. I had middlesworth kettlecooked BBQ chips this past weekend and wondered where they have been my whole life... Now if only they would make them in a weekender sized bag and cost less than 5 bucks
 
#403991 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 14:00:26
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have nothing bad to say
 
#403993 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 14:00:44
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#403994 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 14:00:51
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 1 2008 - 13:58:03)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Dec 1 2008 - 14:40:49)
middleswarth bbq chips
nuff said

PA wins

Those people in middleburg seriously got their shit together. I had middlesworth kettlecooked BBQ chips this past weekend and wondered where they have been my whole life... Now if only they would make them in a weekender sized bag and cost less than 5 bucks

http://www.pasnacks.com/middleswarthchipskettlebarbecue.htm
 
#403995 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 14:01:36
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PA is PA... nuff said
 
#404277 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 15:09:04
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 1 2008 - 14:01:51)
Connecticut law: you may clearly educate dogs

yeah we're oppressing your family ofc
 
#404365 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 15:18:45
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 1 2008 - 13:01:51)
Connecticut law: you may clearly educate dogs

Mobile, Alabama Law: It is unlawful to walk your chicken down the sidewalk on a sunday.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is unlawful to spit into the wind.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
Mobile, Alabama Law: You may clearly drive barefooted.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
Alabama Law: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Dominoes may clearly be played on Sunday.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Boogers may clearly be flicked into the wind.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
Mobile, Alabama Law: You may clearly have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Masks may clearly be worn in public.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does clearly apply to men.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Women may clearly wear a ‘lewd dress’ in public.
Mobile, Alabama Law: No one may use a ‘funk ball’ within the city limits.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
Mobile, Alabama Law: No person within the city may possess confetti.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Most locales do clearly have this problem, but Mobile found it necessary to ban bicycles from the interstate highways.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
Mobile, Alabama Law: If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.

What do I win?
 
#404374 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 15:21:00
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#404414 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 15:26:06
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Quote (Daniel @ Dec 1 2008 - 16:18:45)
Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 1 2008 - 13:01:51)
Connecticut law: you may clearly educate dogs

Mobile, Alabama Law: It is unlawful to walk your chicken down the sidewalk on a sunday.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is unlawful to spit into the wind.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
Mobile, Alabama Law: You may clearly drive barefooted.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
Alabama Law: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Dominoes may clearly be played on Sunday.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Boogers may clearly be flicked into the wind.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
Mobile, Alabama Law: You may clearly have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Masks may clearly be worn in public.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does clearly apply to men.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Women may clearly wear a ‘lewd dress’ in public.
Mobile, Alabama Law: No one may use a ‘funk ball’ within the city limits.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
Mobile, Alabama Law: No person within the city may possess confetti.
Mobile, Alabama Law: Most locales do clearly have this problem, but Mobile found it necessary to ban bicycles from the interstate highways.
Mobile, Alabama Law: It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
Mobile, Alabama Law: If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.

What do I win?

nothing, this toilet is for making fun of pennsylvania.
 
#404416 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 15:26:27
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you also c/p'd a list and nobody gives a fuck
 
#404453 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 15:33:31
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No redneck jokes?
FUCK. You guys are slipping.

Alabama: Incestuous marriage is legal.
 
#404790 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 17:24:14
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DCnet: Bad toilets are to be pooped daily
 
#405074 | Mon - Dec 1 2008 - 18:51:40
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 1 2008 - 12:15:14)
Scranton is a terrible place.

WHAT THE FUCK
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