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#414048 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 12:41:09
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ordered a 80$ sex and the city box for my girlfriend, need something else

shemales like bewan, do not reply.
 
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#414055 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 12:52:01
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well it seems like the only shit i can buy is jewelry, this sex and the city box is kinda first thing i ever buy to her that isn't jewelry.

but i kinda like nice necklaces and :donno: it's hard to buy shit.
 
#414056 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 12:53:04
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give her a pearl necklace
 
#414060 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 12:58:35
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give her a pearl necklace

Make a lasting impression and set her on fire

I mean give her a black magic double dong... Since you guys live so far apart she will put it to good use and you won't have to worry about her cheating if she is finishing herself off with a gift from you
 
#414061 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 12:59:57
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give her a pearl necklace

Make a lasting impression and set her on fire

I mean give her a black magic double dong... Since you guys live so far apart she will put it to good use and you won't have to worry about her cheating if she is finishing herself off with a gift from you

On second thought...disregard

She might always expect something larger than you can deliver when it's go time
 
#414066 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:05:04
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Either you ignored the meaning of a pearl necklace that I was thinking of, or dont know which would suprise me
 
#414067 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:05:22
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give her a pearl necklace

Make a lasting impression and set her on fire

I mean give her a black magic double dong... Since you guys live so far apart she will put it to good use and you won't have to worry about her cheating if she is finishing herself off with a gift from you

sex toys that she can enjoy alone or with you are a good choice
 
#414070 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:07:41
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Either you ignored the meaning of a pearl necklace that I was thinking of, or dont know which would suprise me

I know what it is, but for the sake of keeping things somewhat pg13 I refrained from what I was going to say
 
#414071 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:09:23
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 11 2008 - 14:05:22)
Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 11 2008 - 12:58:35)
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give her a pearl necklace

Make a lasting impression and set her on fire

I mean give her a black magic double dong... Since you guys live so far apart she will put it to good use and you won't have to worry about her cheating if she is finishing herself off with a gift from you

sex toys that she can enjoy alone or with you are a good choice

The problem with together in this situation is that oscar would "hog" most of it
 
#414072 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:11:28
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 11 2008 - 14:05:22)
Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 11 2008 - 12:58:35)
Quote (smoked @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:53:04)
give her a pearl necklace

Make a lasting impression and set her on fire

I mean give her a black magic double dong... Since you guys live so far apart she will put it to good use and you won't have to worry about her cheating if she is finishing herself off with a gift from you

sex toys that she can enjoy alone or with you are a good choice

The problem with together in this situation is that oscar would "hog" most of it

lol
 
#414079 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:14:36
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 11 2008 - 12:59:57)
Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:58:35)
Quote (smoked @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:53:04)
give her a pearl necklace

Make a lasting impression and set her on fire

I mean give her a black magic double dong... Since you guys live so far apart she will put it to good use and you won't have to worry about her cheating if she is finishing herself off with a gift from you

On second thought...disregard

She might always expect something larger than you can deliver when it's go time

I'm actually out for serious poops.
And i'm very sure she wouldn't cheat on me anyways.
And my arm is larger than a jumbo-dildo anyways.
 
#414081 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:14:55
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also don't understand the "hog"-part because im euro.
 
#414100 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:29:25
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What are her hobbies?
 
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I'm in the same position myself. As Steve already said jewelery is a good choice. So I was thinking of getting her some earrings but then my mother told me that they had gotten a pair for her :(

Now I have nothing again. Definately not going to give her a big poop as it is a poop better spent inhere :donno:
 
#414114 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:37:09
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:29:25)
What are her hobbies?

i don't know, i'm not her, i fuck and fight with her.

i guess hobbies: being thing with breasts, nice breasts.
 
#414115 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:37:11
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I'm in the same position myself. As Steve already said jewelery is a good choice. So I was thinking of getting her some earrings but then my mother told me that they had gotten a pair for her :(

Now I have nothing again. Definately not going to give her a big poop as it is a poop better spent inhere :donno:

I didn't say anything productive yet :donno:
 
#414116 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:41:10
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 11 2008 - 19:37:11)
Quote (Monze @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:34:56)
I'm in the same position myself. As Steve already said jewelery is a good choice. So I was thinking of getting her some earrings but then my mother told me that they had gotten a pair for her :(

Now I have nothing again. Definately not going to give her a big poop as it is a poop better spent inhere :donno:

I didn't say anything productive yet :donno:

You did in df. I just assumed that the author of that other topic was Oscar but now that I think of it... I'm wrong!!1
 
#414117 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:42:51
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I'm in the same position myself. As Steve already said jewelery is a good choice. So I was thinking of getting her some earrings but then my mother told me that they had gotten a pair for her :(

Now I have nothing again. Definately not going to give her a big poop as it is a poop better spent inhere :donno:

I didn't say anything productive yet :donno:

You did in df. I just assumed that the author of that other topic was Oscar but now that I think of it... I'm wrong!!1

Oscar knows better than to ask about things like this on d2jsp :P
 
#414119 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:44:09
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would never poop this things in df.
 
#414121 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:46:19
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I'm in the same position myself. As Steve already said jewelery is a good choice. So I was thinking of getting her some earrings but then my mother told me that they had gotten a pair for her :(

Now I have nothing again. Definately not going to give her a big poop as it is a poop better spent inhere :donno:

I didn't say anything productive yet :donno:

You did in df. I just assumed that the author of that other topic was Oscar but now that I think of it... I'm wrong!!1

Oscar knows better than to ask about things like this on d2jsp :P

people would ask for his address to send him free gifts to give his gf

Gifts such as pipe bombs, aids infected needles, used condoms, etc
 
#414122 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:49:53
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:46:19)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 11 2008 - 14:42:51)
Quote (Monze @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:41:10)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Dec 11 2008 - 19:37:11)
Quote (Monze @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:34:56)
I'm in the same position myself. As Steve already said jewelery is a good choice. So I was thinking of getting her some earrings but then my mother told me that they had gotten a pair for her :(

Now I have nothing again. Definately not going to give her a big poop as it is a poop better spent inhere :donno:

I didn't say anything productive yet :donno:

You did in df. I just assumed that the author of that other topic was Oscar but now that I think of it... I'm wrong!!1

Oscar knows better than to ask about things like this on d2jsp :P

people would ask for his address to send him free gifts to give his gf

Gifts such as pipe bombs, aids infected needles, used condoms, etc

lol, they would kinda do the same shit as i do to your girlfriend.
 
#414124 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:51:59
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Emo kid, the beast would rip your dick off and dye the rest of your hair with the blood
 
#414125 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:52:25
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Emo kid, the beast would rip your dick off and dye the rest of your hair with the blood

:donno:
 
#414127 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:54:34
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:51:59)
Emo kid, the beast would rip your dick off and dye the rest of your hair with the blood

:donno:

That's without a camo coat ofc
 
#414128 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 13:54:56
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Quote (Oscar @ Dec 11 2008 - 14:52:25)
Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 11 2008 - 13:51:59)
Emo kid, the beast would rip your dick off and dye the rest of your hair with the blood

:donno:

That's without a camo coat ofc

yes
 
#414218 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 15:10:49
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Quote (Oscar @ Dec 11 2008 - 12:41:09)
ordered a 80$ sex and the city box for my girlfriend, need something else

shemales like bewan, do not reply.

buy her underwear chicks love the stuff and you get the added bonus of telling her to show you what they look like on her.
 
#414219 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 15:14:48
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well fuck, that's just boring?
 
#414222 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 15:24:41
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find out what kind of perfume she buys and buy her a large vial of it
 
#414223 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 15:24:53
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find out what kind of perfume she buys and buy her a large vial of it

this never fails, btw
 
#414224 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 15:29:05
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will be kinda obvious sgull if i ask her.
 
#414229 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 15:59:08
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sex in the lolity
 
#414231 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 16:04:28
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your favorite picture of the both of you in a cute frame that she can put on her desk at work/house etc.


cant go wrong with that
 
#414232 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 16:04:57
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wow did i really say a " cute " frame...


fuck im talking to drunkengamer to much
 
#414233 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 16:06:05
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condoms
 
#414234 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 16:07:30
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Quote (BBQ @ Dec 11 2008 - 16:04:28)
your favorite picture of the both of you in a cute frame that she can put on her desk at work/house etc.


cant go wrong with that

we actually have that picture in a big frame, but that was a good discussion..

just don't really got any other good pictures of us.
 
#414235 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 16:08:06
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Quote (BBQ @ Dec 11 2008 - 16:04:28)
your favorite picture of the both of you in a cute frame that she can put on her desk at work/house etc.


cant go wrong with that

we actually have that picture in a big frame, but that was a good discussion..

just don't really got any other good pictures of us.

btw our frame is evil as fuck with spikes and small pictures of steve in every corner ofc.

This post has been edited by Oscar on Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 16:08:27
 
#414236 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 16:08:39
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Quote (Oscar @ Dec 11 2008 - 16:07:30)
Quote (BBQ @ Dec 11 2008 - 16:04:28)
your favorite picture of the both of you in a cute frame that she can put on her desk at work/house etc.


cant go wrong with that

we actually have that picture in a big frame, but that was a good discussion..

just don't really got any other good pictures of us.

btw our frame is evil as fuck with spikes and small pictures of steve in every corner ofc.

This poop has been edited by Oscar on Dec 11 2008 - 16:08:27

my memory fails
 
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idk how old you guys are or how long you have been dating but if u are like 25+ and dating for a while u could always do something really gay like make a cd with like 5 songs that remind you of her.

the high school esque present, should turn her into her horny high school senior self again.

then do it in the back of ur rusting oldsmobile... o wait that was my high school senior year.

but seriously, that might work.
 
#414239 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 16:25:34
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idk how old you guys are or how long you have been dating but if u are like 25+ and dating for a while u could always do something really gay like make a cd with like 5 songs that remind you of her.

the high school esque present, should turn her into her horny high school senior self again.

then do it in the back of ur rusting oldsmobile... o wait that was my high school senior year.

but seriously, that might work.

both 19, lived together for 7 months, not living together right now.

i never had problems of her not being horny really :P

And the shit i'm listening to doesn't remind me of any girl i ever met lol.


i guess i just need something small and "cute".
 
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a fish
 
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or some kind of small pet that doesn't require lots of work and doesn't smell.
will make her think of you every time she looks at it
 
#414323 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 19:04:38
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buy a flesh light for yourself, fuck her
 
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will be kinda obvious sgull if i ask her.

youre an idiot

when shes in the shitter just go look at the bottle
 
#414332 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 19:17:38
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Quote (Oscar @ Dec 11 2008 - 14:29:05)
will be kinda obvious sgull if i ask her.

youre an idiot

when shes in the shitter just go look at the bottle

well i wont visit her place before the 24th
 
#414334 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 19:18:50
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Quote (Sgull @ Dec 11 2008 - 19:06:25)
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will be kinda obvious sgull if i ask her.

youre an idiot

when shes in the shitter just go look at the bottle

well i wont visit her place before the 24th

ask one of her best friends?
 
#414335 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 19:20:04
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next time you talk to her tell her you were walking down the street and you smelled someone wearing her perfume and you thought of her

maybe she will say what it is
 
#414373 | Thu - Dec 11 2008 - 19:59:32
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lol
 
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