I dropped a few prime nuggets only to discover the lack of TP in the bathroom. I had only two options, hand or paper towels. I went paper towels, and as I flushed it I had to cheer it down the drain as to not clog the shitter.

Fun times.

I went 2+ days without pooping and have now pooped seven times in the past day, five of them in the past two hours. Poops went from constipation which required the aid of an enema to a nice creamy/frothy diarrhea.