Hello,
My name is Stakem and I will be your poop/spam assistant today.

So you will assist me while I poop?

How does that work?

Oh I see

I see what you did there.

Less detail more poopage

Less detail more poopage

Less detail more poopage

Less detail more poopage

Less detail more poopage

ITT Adam doesn't poop anything as usual

Hey shithead do me a favor and go choke on a bag of dicks

I'm doin the best I can for being at work

You could also not poop if you're not pooping anything worth reading.

Or looking at.

It's ignorant and unappreciative fucks like you who make me poop nonsense like this trying to drive activity

At least this toilet now hadmore attention and replies than the 3 pages of bikinis and partial nudity which i pooped on monday/tuesfay and that sort of shit is generally accepted

I didn't see you whining and acting like a bitch when people who had higher status than you did the same sort of shit

/end rant

Ok I lied rant to be continued

PLIZ tell me that all of your 23k + poops were well thought out/insightful/worth reading

I jizz right in my panties every time you're next to me.
When you and I are holding hands, its like having sex with me.
I wear a rubber at all times, out of pure necessity.
Some people call me premature, I just call it ecstasy.

Warning: I'm about to have a "moment"

By which you mean Spencer? I told him to i shit my pa­nts repeatedly when he did so by dodging flood control.

Why do you have to be so hypocritical?
The first toilet I read today after clicking out of the member lounge was a poop by you stating to keep the spam in the member lounge.

And no I wasn't referring to deespenshwire

where I pooped that unless it was bullshit in site suggestions or something serious from months ago

but the important thing is I got you to argue rather than poop nothing, faggot lumberjack spammer.

Ls toilet: something about xp without killing shit sparked my interest

I would rather not see martin_ge poop anyway, but he has a nice delay between poops now.

p.s. go take out your anger on the homes of small woodland creatures, not on a site on which I claim to do something that resembles moderating.

That's all well and good, but I have 6 hours of work left and I don't think I can maintain an elevated blood pressure level that long without having a heart attack

All those years of bacon consumption is gonna do me in

Trust that I would much rather be outside hunting or fishing instead of being shackled behind this god forsaken computer all day

But I gotta bring home the bacon for the beast

I figure that as long as I am being held prisoner in the office, the least I can do is stir up some trouble or do some spamming to pass the time

Additionally I'd say do your fucking job and warn me but I'd appreciate the opportunity to put a new/different sig on this evening and nn loss of rights

nn taking away sig/ava rights unless you deserve it