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#423002 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 21:14:11
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Your out in the middle of the beach and your jet ski decides not to work which means im constantly getting dragged out by the currant for like 30 mins till a boat picked me up, at one stage i was in the water next to it for like 5 mins shitting myself, stupid/scary experiance.
 
#423005 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 21:15:05
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fking hate going on hoilday with parents...
 
#423015 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 21:19:45
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a better story would have been if i told everyone about the time the beast ran over one of her male friends with her jet ski and the prop hit him in the face and exposed his skull

also in the process happend to collapse his lung and snap his left femur
 
#423019 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 21:28:45
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i hate when the fucktruck dosent get you laid
 
#423031 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 21:35:07
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 22 2008 - 21:19:45)
a better story would have been if i told everyone about the time the beast ran over one of her male friends with her jet ski and the prop hit him in the face and exposed his skull

also in the process happend to collapse his lung and snap his left femur

that's what happens when you let women do anything
 
#423040 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 21:38:47
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Quote (StQ @ Dec 22 2008 - 22:35:07)
Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 22 2008 - 21:19:45)
a better story would have been if i told everyone about the time the beast ran over one of her male friends with her jet ski and the prop hit him in the face and exposed his skull

also in the process happend to collapse his lung and snap his left femur

that's what happens when you let women do anything

guy looks better now than he did before his skull came out to play
 
#423064 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 21:43:43
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Quote (Bgull @ Dec 22 2008 - 21:14:11)
Your out in the middle of the beach and your jet ski decides not to work which means im constantly getting dragged out by the currant for like 30 mins till a boat picked me up, at one stage i was in the water next to it for like 5 mins shitting myself, stupid/scary experiance.

I was unaware of a jet ski being able to run on the middle of the beach (sand). I guess you aussies are weirder than I thought.
 
#423075 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 21:46:16
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that happened to me twice today
 
#423079 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 21:47:18
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only twice?
pussy
 
#423149 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 22:02:31
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bruce you should quit the internet, you get like 1000 fp
 
#423152 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 22:03:12
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if you quit the internet on dc net you get unbanned on jsp
 
#423159 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 22:04:32
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its totally awesome

and tits
 
#423164 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 22:05:21
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one might even venture to say it makes your tits totally awesome
 
#423175 | Mon - Dec 22 2008 - 22:08:40
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its stupid
 
#423288 | Tue - Dec 23 2008 - 00:17:53
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Quote (smoked @ Dec 22 2008 - 21:43:43)
Quote (Bgull @ Dec 22 2008 - 21:14:11)
Your out in the middle of the beach and your jet ski decides not to work which means im constantly getting dragged out by the currant for like 30 mins till a boat picked me up, at one stage i was in the water next to it for like 5 mins shitting myself, stupid/scary experiance.

I was unaware of a jet ski being able to run on the middle of the beach (sand). I guess you aussies are weirder than I thought.

and that he waited for a boat to make it to him to rescue him.
 
#423310 | Tue - Dec 23 2008 - 01:15:25
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 22 2008 - 21:38:47)
Quote (StQ @ Dec 22 2008 - 22:35:07)
Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 22 2008 - 21:19:45)
a better story would have been if i told everyone about the time the beast ran over one of her male friends with her jet ski and the prop hit him in the face and exposed his skull

also in the process happend to collapse his lung and snap his left femur

that's what happens when you let women do anything

guy looks better now than he did before his skull came out to play

pics
 
#423457 | Tue - Dec 23 2008 - 11:05:08
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lol i never rode a jet ski
 
#423542 | Tue - Dec 23 2008 - 11:54:31
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better story would be if the jet ski ran over you and you got eaten by a shark
 
#424409 | Tue - Dec 23 2008 - 15:18:04
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nearest beach where i can actually enjoy swimming is like 2000 miles away
 
#424413 | Tue - Dec 23 2008 - 15:20:05
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where do you live vogan? i'm like 4km from one.
 
#424423 | Tue - Dec 23 2008 - 15:22:31
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Quote (Oscar @ Dec 23 2008 - 15:20:05)
where do you live vogan? i'm like 4km from one.

only polar bears could ever enjoy swimming in dark swedish sea
 
#426125 | Tue - Dec 23 2008 - 21:08:30
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a better story would have been if i told everyone about the time the beast ran over one of her male friends with her jet ski and the prop hit him in the face and exposed his skull

also in the process happend to collapse his lung and snap his left femur

Had she been in the kitchen cooking where she belongs, this would not have happened.
 
#426126 | Tue - Dec 23 2008 - 21:13:29
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Quote (xstakemx @ Dec 22 2008 - 21:19:45)
a better story would have been if i told everyone about the time the beast ran over one of her male friends with her jet ski and the prop hit him in the face and exposed his skull

also in the process happend to collapse his lung and snap his left femur

Had she been in the kitchen cooking where she belongs, this would not have happened.

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