HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR <DC> ON GORGONNASH (RAMPAGE).

IF YOU'RE A CLICKER, KEY TURNER, CAN'T PUT HANDS TO A KEYBOARD AND TURN IT INTO ANYTHING REMOTELY CLOSE TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, YOU HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME AND OR SOME OTHER MENTALLY DEHABILITATING BRAIN COMPLICATION LOOK NO FURTHER.

IF YOU CAN UNTIMELY GO AFK DURING A BOSS FIGHT OR ARENA BATTLE THIS GUILD IS FOR YOU. IF YOU ENJOY SPENDING YOUR PRECIOUS LOG-IN TIME BEING RIDICULED BY INFERIOR PLAYERS WITH ELECTRONIC EGO COMPLEXES, LOOK NO WHERE ELSE.

<DC> IS THE FAST EASY WAY TO WIPE ON THE MOST BRAIN DEAD RAID CONTENT TO DATE. PLUS IT'S IDEAL TO WATCH YOUR ARENA RATINGS PLUMMET!

I CAN'T HELP BUT PROMOTE GUILD CHAT AND THE CRUDE SENSE OF HUMOR THESE GUYS HAVE. YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT THAT ALL THESE "SERIOUS" GUILDS OFFER THAT WILL GET ONTO YOU FOR USING WORDS LIKE NIGGER, KIKE, WOP, OR GREASER.

APPLY AT THE NON-EXISTENT GUILD WEB SITE AND GET YOUR FIRST GKICK FREE. APPLY RIGHT NOW AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER ABSOLUTELY FREE.

BUT WAIT, I'M NOT DONE THERE. CONTACT SMOCKED, STICKNYWAIT, ZERKCIES, BAKOONS, SERPENTSKIRTOR SOME RANDOM WINNER IN GUILD AND I'LL EVEN THROW IN A FREE REACH-AROUND.

you shut your whore mouth or i'll display some disrespect, faggot

cake

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Not even close.

Someone post this in the official Gorgonnash forum.

ill do it