keep playing that shitty tik tok song when my alarms goes off in the morning and see what happens, assholes

alarms alarms alarms alarms

amberlamps ambulmaps
bring it

should be said KEESHA

why are you selling more albums than kurt nilsen's n1 euro band?

albums ambums amberlamps

errbody shut the fuck up

rage is now contained

but you're still a bitch and i hate hearing you at 730 am.

the party in fact stops at 7:29

what's wrong with your faaaace?

hi im ke$ha

i'm growing testacles and i do everything katy perry does

This post has been edited by RewtheBrave on Sun - Apr 11 2010 - 11:07:37

This post has been edited by RewtheBrave on Sun - Apr 11 2010 - 12:07:37

pretty sure you don't brush with a bottle of jack but you probably do jack quite often

POE LEESE

because rappers said it when u were in diapers fucknut

it's still cool to say crunk?

out of my head vs off your ass
you decide

ke$ha here, the biggest word i know is swagger

hi to all my 13 year old girl fans
because i'm a role model

TIPSY-E-EUUURrrrrr

wow you must be really unproductive and poor
that's really sexy
i guess you want to be a man
good luck with it

get a bike around your own size

and ride it to the po leese

call the ambulamps

i guess you're so busy partying you don't have time to scheme your way into faking a way of life so everyone will listen to your shitty music

wow i bet that IS your own style that you invented and you never had any idea you'd be famous

wait wasn't your mom a social butterfly who knew half the planet?

anyway can't wait until your sex vid with miley cyrus comes out and then you'll deny it's for publicity

that's pretty smart how you go from po leeese stopping the party for a sec and then later someone has you by your hands up

you turned the whole thing around by suggesting a connection btwn your rebellious nature and your desire for sex

i woke up this morning feelin like p diddy

then brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack

you should do a more publicity but i guess you're just to busy and cool for that

bottle of jackshit
bottle of jack's jizz
organic strawberry flavored toothpaste

ERRBODY GETTIN' CRUNK

RedLetterMedia has you in the basement now

is that p didy who talks to you at the start of the song?

because that legitimizes everything in my mind

fuck if i know, ive heard the song at the gym and it makes me angry...especially since its 630am

not much else to say

change your name for the next album and everyone will find you mysterious and jaded

it's a night party song but it always plays in the morning when ppl's minds are numb and they may want to buy more shit, like her stupid album

my heart it pounds
yeah you got me
with my hands up

...

put your hands up

i believe it says make the booty pop somewhere in the song, and i just think about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4EvVErNhVE

tik tok on the clock

fml, how ironic it wakes me up like every goddamn morning and i can't change the station or i get shitty static on my 1984 ish sony alarm

all women want fatter asses now

i must be ahead of that fashion CURVE

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
(Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
http://www.elyricsworld.com/tik_tok_lyrics_ke$ha.html

With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

I didn't read the thread when I posted the lyrics for you (which I'm pretty sure I can also recite on command), but you have put a smile on my face with your Tik Tok commentary.

The irony in her BLAH BLAH BLAH song is LULZY

i saw you pooped in here and it reminded me of my rage about this song

the last time i was doing jumpshots at the gym i heard the song 2 x in the first hour i was therenad oddly enough the only other song that was repeated was the las vegas one by katy perry

the two of them are friends who hung out in the same circles and stuff. it seems like everything in music these days is overly faked. what's odd about her song is that it's like a non self-reflexive parody. it pokes a bit of fun at fashion and pop stuff but it's doing that to promote itself as the next big thing. to me it's the biggest "icwatudidthar" out there.

there's too much money going around for the purpose of producing total shit for people to eat, watch, do etc ... i think it's really awful that people can't think for themselves. and then on the other side everyone's fed garbage bags full of self-esteem so that everyone grows up feeling great and then all of a sudden people end up grown up and confused in a world where they expect that they're entitled to everything but find out they're capable of nothing. but since all their will power got sucked out of them by the time they finished elementary school they just accept the reality they're given and completely sell themselves short in a life that's basically empty.

you know the worst thing i see almost every day is when i see someone and ask "how are you?" and then they give me that "i'm great" shit even if they had a fucking horrible day. and only the people you know will tell you how shitty their day was. nn for me to get all raged again but i grew up thinking that everyone was basically okay and at some point i realized that most people just fake and bullshit their way through everything IF they have the capacity for it in the first place. if they don't then they're probably happy because they don't realize that the world is a huge world blanket that's been pulled over their eyes.

the thing i like about dc is that even if there's a lot of bullshit here at times, i don't think you guys are a bunch of fakers. even if you guys might fake your way through a work day (how would i know?) because you hate it, you aren't the sort of people who wear fake smiles because they don't know otherwise. if anything, you guys underestimate and underchallenge yourselves, but that's probably because you're misalligned and jaded by all the shit you've seen. dc is pretty refreshing because it's a place where caged birds sing a little.

gaa gaa ooh laa laa

ke$has mcjaggers daughter lol

no?

I can't believe I finally read that huge WOT that you posted Rewthebrave.