i got a TzHaar task

do you still want to do a fire cape for me?

k

do you want me to do anything for you?

im currently fishing on garys acc so i will get around to whatever you want me to do

its just most of the time im on youre on. but i will be diligent

if youre serious ill send you my login stuff on jsp

should have enough gold for you to buy stuff if you need anything


and if you die and dont get the cape, i dont care, i appreciate this ofc

Ladies and gentlemen, can i please have your attention
i have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news bulletin, and i need you all to stop what youre doing and listen



CANNONBALL

im brick tamland, people seem to like me because i am polite, and im rarely late
i like to eat ice cream, and i really enjoy a nice pair of slacks
year later, a doctor will tell me i have an iq of fourty eight, and am what some people call "mentally retarded"

weve been coming to the same party for twelve years now, and in no way is that depressing

i dont know how to put this, but im kind of a big deal

people know me

im very important, i have many leather-bound books

and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

well, i could be wrong, but i believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used in the civil war era

well thats just great, you hear that ed, bears
now youre putting the whole station in danger

YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH

HEY
where did you get those clothes, at the, toilet store?

im sure wes here is just upset about finishing second in the ratings again

ill give this little cookie an hour before were doing the no pants dance
time to musk up

theyve done studies you know, 60% of the time, it works, every time

COUGH
LOOKOVERHERE

excuse me, veronica

i would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party

the party, the, with the pants

party with the pants

the only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show

and see if she likes the goods

ohhh its a deep burn, so deep
oh i can barely lift my right arm because i did so many, i dont know if you heard me counting, but i did over a thousand
youve got your ubinis muscle which connects to the upper dorsinis
im just gonna put this shirt on if you dont mind, just watch out for the guns

MISTER BURGUNDY YOU HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION

PANDA WATCH

the mood is tense, i have been on some serious, serious reports, but nothing quite like this
ching kind is inside, i tried to get an interview with him, they said nope, you cant do that, hes a live bear, he will literally ripe your face off
HEY, youre making me look stupid, get out here you panda JERK

san diego, drink it in, always goes down smooth
discovered by the germans in 1904, they named it san diaago
which of course, in german means, a whales vagina