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#437391 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 00:35:34
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR pan­ties. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
 
#437392 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 00:36:46
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I just pissed, shitted, came and threw up at the same time.
 
#437394 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 00:38:44
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in my pan­ties
 
#437397 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 00:42:52
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ESPN 360

WHEN TERMS PAPERS GET BORING, SEE WHOS SCORING!!

EVER WANT TO MAKE THOSE RESTAURANT STYLE MINI BURGERS THAT EVERYONE LOVES?

MAKE EM, STACK EM, AND WATCH YOUR FAMILY ATTACK EM!!

JUST KNEAD TO ACTIVATE, PRESS, AND WATCH MIGHTY PUTTY CREATE A LONG LASTING SEAL

THE AWESOME AUGER IS GREAT FOR GARDENING

 
#437398 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 00:44:14
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THROW THE OXI CLEAN DETERGENT BALL IN YOUR LAUNDRY AND ITS GOOD TO GO

EACH OXI CLEAN DETERGENT BALL IS GOOD FOR UP TO 40 LOADS
 
#437399 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 00:44:24
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IT CAN EVEN PULL THIS 30 THOUSAND POUND TRUCK
 
#437400 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 00:45:33
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lol
 
#437403 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 00:57:42
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#437405 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 00:59:45
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#437407 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 01:13:52
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billy mays needs to do finallyfast.com
 
#437408 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 01:14:39
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Quote (randomtask @ Jan 18 2009 - 01:13:52)
billy mays needs to do finallyfast.com


LOL
 
#437409 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 01:20:19
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Quote (smoked @ Jan 17 2009 - 22:14:39)
Quote (randomtask @ Jan 18 2009 - 01:13:52)
billy mays needs to do finallyfast.com


LOL


 
#437430 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 04:15:53
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Apparently he yells during the handshake of peace in church :omg:
 
#437434 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 05:29:26
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dudes intensity level is stuck on 3 notches too high for everything he does

voice volume --- check
hand expressions --- check
obnoxiously colorful shirts --- check
beard growing --- check
 
#437454 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 11:30:56
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iso billy mays viagra commercial
 
#437456 | Sun - Jan 18 2009 - 11:52:39
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THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION CABLE THAT STREAMS LIVE SPORTS FROM YOUR WALL TO YOUR DESKTOP
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