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#439761 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 12:09:35
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so I was making an egg right, and as I was taking it off the frying pan and putting it on my bagel, it somehow rolled right off and onto the floor

So I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and it kind of sounded like this

http://vaderno.ytmnd.com/

I didnt want to throw it away and cook a new one, so I pick the shit up, brush it off, put it on my bagel and eat it. It tastes pretty good, though I can sort of see some dirt on it.

But then im looking in the corner of the room and there is my fucking guinea pig and hes fucking laughing at me

and Im all like YOU please explain YOU ARE A FUCKING RAT IN A FUCKING CAGE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO LAUGH AT ME

is it OK to eat off the floor?
 
#439764 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 12:10:10
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5 second rule
 
#439792 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 12:13:35
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Quote (___ @ Jan 21 2009 - 11:10:10)
10 second rule


 
#439846 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 12:27:10
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no hair or visible dirt = okimo
 
#439851 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 12:28:35
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Jan 21 2009 - 11:27:10)
put a rubber on it = okimo


 
#439855 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 12:29:09
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Quote (Sgull @ Jan 21 2009 - 12:28:35)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Jan 21 2009 - 11:27:10)
put a rubber on it = okimo


lube makes it easier to swallow
 
#439863 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 12:31:33
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Quote (___ @ Jan 21 2009 - 09:10:10)
:euh: wash it off with water and go to town


 
#439876 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 12:34:06
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Quote (blind_chief @ Jan 21 2009 - 11:31:33)
Quote (___ @ Jan 21 2009 - 09:10:10)
:euh: wash it off with water and go to town
its an egg, you will wash it away

 
#439905 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 12:39:25
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lol, wtf
 
#439934 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 13:09:59
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Usually my decision to eat droppings has to be run through the gauntlet of ifs and butts:

1. If the dropped item is moist or porous, it must be wipped with sleeve first.
2. Hard items must be inspected for droppage into best friend liquids
3. If said dropped item contained any forms or derivatives of baken, don't worry about it the baken will settle the score in your stomach
 
#439957 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 13:33:32
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should've rinsed it off then thrown it back in the pan to dry off
 
#439981 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 14:05:09
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disgusting
 
#439984 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 14:05:54
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You should also learn how to use a spatula, dumbass.
 
#439987 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 14:06:53
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Or put a bit of butter in the pan and set half of the bagel on top of that, let it heat up a bit, then quickly lift it up/flip it over (over the pan) while it is still sticking, then put the other half of the bagel on it.
 
#439994 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 14:09:09
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 21 2009 - 13:05:54)
You should also learn how to use a spatula, dumbass.


 
#439995 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 14:09:28
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Quote (Sgull @ Jan 21 2009 - 13:09:09)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 21 2009 - 13:05:54)
You should also learn how to use a spatula, dumbass.
he's russian steve, be nice

 
#439999 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 14:10:34
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Quote (Sgull @ Jan 21 2009 - 14:09:28)
Quote (Sgull @ Jan 21 2009 - 13:09:09)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Jan 21 2009 - 13:05:54)
You should also learn how to use a spatula, dumbass.
he's russian steve, be nice


LOL
 
#440020 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 14:42:22
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I've seen some Russian women work some magic with a spatula...too bad it wasn't for cooking and it might have been rushing chicken not Russian women
:donno: sometimes I get mixed up when I'm drinking
 
#440022 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 14:44:09
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I also get mixed up when I am drinking
 
#440027 | Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 14:48:38
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Quote (HCL @ Jan 21 2009 - 14:44:09)
I also get mixed up when I am drinking cool aid


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