I had the opportunity to do some wine tasting with my parent's neighbor. My "wife to be" and I choose him as the person who is going to make the wine for our wedding reception. He has been perfecting his art since 1987 and in the past 3 years he has started to put his wine into contest/fairs. Him and his wife have won "best of" and "best in" show at every competition they have entered.

He ran me through a gauntlet of beverages that honestly bumblefucked my pallet. He gave me assortments of wine that were made from the normal berries, mellons, fruits, and grapes from around the world. The highlight of my evening came with the sampling of a few odities such as dandelion, red beats, coffee, and none other than jalapeno. He gave me several bottles to take home and give honest consideration into what it was that I wanted him to make for our wedding.

As you may or may not have gathered by now, since I spent the last 4 hours with this man...you know I brought the subject up. "Can you make me a bacon wine?"

TO BE CONTINUED...

If you want me to be best man, I'll do it.

but if the ring has any bacon on it, i can't

I would like to try some bacon wine.

hey i just cut myself for cakes

I have tried a commercially available wine with a hint of bacon, it was very very subtle though.

Additionally, read this: http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn41...16/ai_n10023878

Before you NCT that, consider this quote: "Bacon is like sex, even when it's bad, it's good."

" the best way to cook bacon is in a castiron skillet."
All I have to say is OFC and NFS asshole!!!

would rather read charlie's rap

gonna tl;dr for
who knows what will happen later dough

i thought you were better than that condom

honestly wish i could warn you for shitting the fuck out of my toilet

haha i didnt even read what i was quoting im trying to get 8888

well get your +2 somewhere else and then proceed to qti please

ive been reading reports all day bleh

oficially read...
valid question. if he made it with beets and dandelions, why the fuck wouldnt he make it with bacon

anyway, where is this guy located?

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100 to go

This post has been edited by cardoors32 on Wed - Jan 21 2009 - 22:24:54

This poop has been edited by cardoors32 on Jan 21 2009 - 22:24:54

Not necessarily.

If I have a large cut that isn't sliced, I like to cook it on a broiler pan and use the drippings to make gravy. This makes a really solid meat and potatoes meal, and extra thick pieces of bacon are amazing to chew and savor.

haha, fag

so i was trying to read it but saw the ''TO BE CONTINUED'' and i said fuck it

plus there is no [artical] in there which means OG;DC

good luck

oh lawd

maybe you and chuck can plan it around the same time so we can all hit up both weddings conveniently

will read this later