DesolateCarnage.net
Members | Search
Desolate Carnage
Hey Guest
Options Menu
DC Forums → General Archive - 2009 → Hey
 
Hey
Archived | Views: 1499 | Replies: 33 | Started 15 years, 11 months ago
 
#445979 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:35:09
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
what did the tree say to the mountain?

stop peaking at me!!
 
#445980 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:35:26
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
what did the finger say to the thumb?

i'm in glove with you
 
#445981 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:35:42
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
what do sneezes wear on their feet?

ahh-shoes!!
 
#445982 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:35:57
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
why did the man throw his margarine?

he wanted to see the butter fly
 
#445983 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:36:13
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
what's green and sings?

elvis parsley!!
 
#445984 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:36:28
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
what is a caterpillar afraid of

a dogerpillar
 
#445985 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:36:55
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
what did the horse say when he fell down?

help, i've fallen and i can't giddyup!!
 
#445986 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:38:31
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
what is the hardest tea to swallow

reality!
 
#445987 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:38:49
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
that'll do pig, that'll do
 
#445989 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:43:35
cardoors32*
Group: Members
Posts: 17,84910k
Joined: Jul 19 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 599.89 $ $
eating laffy taffy?
 
#445990 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:44:15
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
Quote (cardoors32 @ Jan 26 2009 - 14:43:35)
eating laffy taffy?


no, i just wanted to +1 with pun
 
#445991 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:44:37
Vogan*
Group: Members
Posts: 30,24630k
Joined: Oct 5 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,287.80 $ $
Quote (cardoors32 @ Jan 26 2009 - 17:43:35)
eating laffy taffy?


is this a code name for acid?
 
#445993 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:48:49
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
no
 
#445995 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 17:58:12
MoS.
Group: Members
Posts: 27,88820k
Joined: Aug 31 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 381.50 $
My brother and sister would love you.
 
#446011 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:16:09
blind_chief*
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
When is a theater clumsy?

When the curtain falls.
 
#446012 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:16:26
blind_chief*
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
Why was the annoying exterminator fired?

Because he bugged his boss.
 
#446013 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:16:44
blind_chief*
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?

It was a fish tank
 
#446014 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:17:00
blind_chief*
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
What kind of language do billboards use?

Sign Language
 
#446015 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:17:15
blind_chief*
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
Why was the book in the hospital?

Because it hurt his spine.
 
#446016 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:17:31
blind_chief*
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
What did the leaves name their sons?

Russel.
 
#446017 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:17:55
blind_chief*
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
What has wheels and a trunk but no engine?

An elephant on roller blades.
 
#446018 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:18:48
blind_chief*
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
What did the cook name his son?


Stu!

This post has been edited by blind_chief on Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:18:56
 
#446020 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:41:02
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
why did god send terri schiavo to hell?

the sin of sloth
 
#446025 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 18:55:09
lobb
Group: Members
Posts: 11,60310k
Joined: Mar 31 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 351.45
that one's a keeper
 
#446038 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 19:11:12
blackjack21*
Group: Members
Posts: 13,90610k
Joined: Apr 28 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,331.84
Quote (lobb @ Jan 26 2009 - 18:41:02)
why did god send terri schiavo to hell?

the sin of sloth


whos terri schiavo
 
#446045 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 19:19:30
blind_chief*
Group: Members
Posts: 74,19840k
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 6,883.75 $ $
Quote (blackjack21 @ Jan 26 2009 - 16:11:12)
Quote (lobb @ Jan 26 2009 - 18:41:02)
why did god send terri schiavo to hell?

the sin of sloth


whos terri schiavo


figured you would be all about that one
 
#446047 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 19:23:50
Sgull*
Group: Members
Posts: 60,63040k
Joined: Aug 30 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 75,457.20
Quote (lobb @ Jan 26 2009 - 17:41:02)
why did god send terri schiavo to hell?

the sin of sloth


reminds me when people around this area used shiavo'd as an action

KID GOT SHIAVOD
 
#446119 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 21:15:23
Zodijackyl*
Group: Members
Posts: 32,34230k
Joined: May 31 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,155.70
Quote (Sgull @ Jan 26 2009 - 19:23:50)
Quote (lobb @ Jan 26 2009 - 17:41:02)
why did god send terri schiavo to hell?

the sin of sloth


reminds me when people around this area used shiavo'd as an action

KID GOT SHIAVOD


lol
 
#446133 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 21:21:01
HCL
Group: Guest
Posts: 2,404
Joined: Oct 7 2008
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 113.43
Warn: 10% [ warn bar ]
FASTER THAN A LASER BULLET
 
#446136 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 21:26:00
blackjack21*
Group: Members
Posts: 13,90610k
Joined: Apr 28 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,331.84
Quote (blackjack21 @ Jan 26 2009 - 19:11:12)
Quote (lobb @ Jan 26 2009 - 18:41:02)
why did god send terri schiavo to hell?

the sin of sloth


whos terri schiavo


oh the coma bitch
 
#446138 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 21:26:46
deadhXc*
Group: Members
Posts: 9,358
Joined: May 24 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 1,245.85 $ $
Quote (blackjack21 @ Jan 26 2009 - 22:26:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Jan 26 2009 - 19:11:12)
Quote (lobb @ Jan 26 2009 - 18:41:02)
why did god send terri schiavo to hell?

the sin of sloth


whos terri schiavo


oh the coma bitch

yea i had to google that one..
 
#446142 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 21:29:50
Zodijackyl*
Group: Members
Posts: 32,34230k
Joined: May 31 2007
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 3,155.70
Quote (deadhXc @ Jan 26 2009 - 21:26:46)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Jan 26 2009 - 22:26:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Jan 26 2009 - 19:11:12)
Quote (lobb @ Jan 26 2009 - 18:41:02)
why did god send terri schiavo to hell?

the sin of sloth


whos terri schiavo


oh the coma bitch

yea i had to google that one..


:euh:
 
#446150 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 21:42:30
StQ*
Group: Members
Posts: 24,89920k
Joined: Sep 1 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 44.40
Laci Peterson > Terry Schiavo
 
#446198 | Mon - Jan 26 2009 - 23:29:57
___*
Group: Members
Posts: 26,99320k
Joined: Aug 30 2006
Contact: Offline PM
Points: 1,959.57
horse walks into a bar

bartender says, why the long face
Archived | Views: 1499 | Replies: 33 | General Archive - 2009 Topic List
 
Quit the Internet
DC Forums powered by ___ and 3rror.org © 2006-2015