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Okay i was going to shell to pick up my mate, thought i'd take a piss and while i was walking into the toilet i farted.. which for some reason caused me to shart myself.. i was like FUCK.. so i jumped in my car in the attempt to rush home.. was driving along.. speeding ofc because i had shit in my panties.. almost home when a cop out of NO WERE pulled me over and he's just about to give me a ticket when i say, Sorry mate i shit my panties which is the reason im speeding because i really want to get home.. he starts laughing and is like well.. next time you shit your panties don't speed.. and lets me off..
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i was doing at least 30 over the speed limit.. 80 in a 50 zone.
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tl;dr
my saturady: working
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what the fuck does that mean..
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yeah it was like watery shit..
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tldr = too long didnt read
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ive shit like 3 times today, I got really bad stomach cramps at the YMCA about halfway through my second mile so I just stopped and went home. Feel better now after I got it all out though.
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whats ur gamertag johnny boy
