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#460618 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 19:49:25
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have to be black history month

have to feature a purple birthstone

have to be the shortest month and still count as the same amount of rent to pay

have the worst holiday ever as its halfway point

have the second worst holiday ever when we put our faith in a rodent to decide whether or not its still winter or if we can call the fucking bitter cold spring out of optimism




to think i missed january by like 4 hours, what the fuck mom

 
#460645 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 19:52:48
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change your birthday to january
 
#460651 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 19:53:21
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lol
 
#460687 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 19:56:51
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Quote (MoS. @ Feb 16 2009 - 20:53:21)
lol


 
#460694 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 19:58:42
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Quote (boblong11 @ Feb 16 2009 - 19:56:51)
Quote (MoS. @ Feb 16 2009 - 20:53:21)
lol


 
#460727 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 20:12:43
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Should have tore yourself from her gut like 5 hours earlier nerd
 
#460728 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 20:13:13
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Sup
 
#460795 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 20:27:19
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Quote (Animage @ Feb 16 2009 - 19:12:43)
Should have tore yourself from her gut like 5 hours earlier nerd
pretty sure i was cut out like a week and a half early

my moms like joes size, not prime real estate for raising full term babies

 
#460798 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 20:28:35
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Quote (Sgull @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:27:19)
Quote (Animage @ Feb 16 2009 - 19:12:43)
Should have tore yourself from her gut like 5 hours earlier nerd
pretty sure i was cut out like a week and a half early

my moms like joes size, not prime real estate for raising full term babies


lol
 
#460806 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 20:33:44
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Quote (boblong11 @ Feb 16 2009 - 20:28:35)
Quote (Sgull @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:27:19)
Quote (Animage @ Feb 16 2009 - 19:12:43)
Should have tore yourself from her gut like 5 hours earlier nerd
pretty sure i was cut out like a week and a half early

my moms like joes size, not prime real estate for raising full term babies


lol


 
#460947 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22
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There are worse holidays :donno:
 
#460963 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain
 
#460967 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:18
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Quote (BBQ @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain


martin luther king day
 
#460970 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:39
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:18)
Quote (BBQ @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain


martin luther king day


christmas (fuck jesus, he isn't even god)
 
#460972 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:51
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:39)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:18)
Quote (BBQ @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain


martin luther king day


christmas (fuck jesus, he isn't even god)


earth day
 
#460973 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:58
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:51)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:39)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:18)
Quote (BBQ @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain


martin luther king day


christmas (fuck jesus, he isn't even god)


earth day


arbor day
 
#460978 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:38:47
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:58)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:51)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:39)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:18)
Quote (BBQ @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain


martin luther king day


christmas (fuck jesus, he isn't even god)


earth day


arbor day


christmas eve (this day is just an excuse to get another day off)
 
#460979 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:39:00
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:38:47)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:58)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:51)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:39)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:18)
Quote (BBQ @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain


martin luther king day


christmas (fuck jesus, he isn't even god)


earth day


arbor day


christmas eve (this day is just an excuse to get another day off)


good friday (what the fuck is this shit?)
 
#460984 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:39:46
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:39:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:38:47)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:58)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:51)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:39)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:18)
Quote (BBQ @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain


martin luther king day


christmas (fuck jesus, he isn't even god)


earth day


arbor day


christmas eve (this day is just an excuse to get another day off)


good friday (what the fuck is this shit?)


all of those jewish holidays, there aren't even enough jews to get those days off for the real world.
 
#460991 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:40:21
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:39:46)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:39:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:38:47)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:58)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:51)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:39)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:18)
Quote (BBQ @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain


martin luther king day


christmas (fuck jesus, he isn't even god)


earth day


arbor day


christmas eve (this day is just an excuse to get another day off)


good friday (what the fuck is this shit?)


all of those jewish holidays, there aren't even enough jews to get those days off for the real world.


easter (why the fuck would you make a holiday on a sunday? that defeats the purpose of holidays)
 
#460995 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:40:50
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:40:21)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:39:46)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:39:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:38:47)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:58)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:51)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:39)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:37:18)
Quote (BBQ @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:36:00)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Feb 16 2009 - 21:33:22)
There are worse holidays :donno:


explain


martin luther king day


christmas (fuck jesus, he isn't even god)


earth day


arbor day


christmas eve (this day is just an excuse to get another day off)


good friday (what the fuck is this shit?)


all of those jewish holidays, there aren't even enough jews to get those days off for the real world.


easter (why the fuck would you make a holiday on a sunday? that defeats the purpose of holidays)


columbus day (I don't even need to comment on this one)
 
#461022 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:43:48
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none of those holidays are worse than valentines day

and none of those holidays are worse than groundogs day

tldr, please explain steve youre a faggot
 
#461029 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:45:42
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May is a good month.

Mothers Day.

And Memorial Day.
 
#461077 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 21:53:00
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Feb 16 2009 - 20:45:42)
May is a good month.

Mothers Day.

And Memorial Day.
true

 
#461103 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 22:00:45
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"fuck you"

- Punxsutawney Phil
 
#461107 | Mon - Feb 16 2009 - 22:02:05
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