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Dc's Ozzy Gets Some Recognition!
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#484847 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:26:33
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It was announced yesterday that Blizzard is inquiring within the D2 gaming community as to what updates the users' wanted implemented into their upcoming 1.13 patch for Diablo 2.

Unfortunately, the three remaining D2 players (Ozzy, Jelipe and Hevial) did not have much to comment on as they were in the middle of their siesta.

In recognition of the mexican trio's undaunted dedication to this tweleve year old game, Blizzard has announced that there will be some new content dedicated to their faithful followers.

Some new things to be on the lookout for:
-paladin player class will be replaced by the deportation officer
-minor health potions will be replaced with corona
-minor mana pots will be replaced with shots of tequila
-A new super unique boss has been created (details to come, but there are talks that his attack is a jumping bean burrito)
-skills implemeted for every player classes: yard raking, sombrero tossing, and the highly anticipated defensive skill: solid unibrow
 
#484848 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:28:53
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f*in awesome... maybe yard raking could be replaced with lawn mowing...
 
#484849 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:29:44
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pooping
 
#484850 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:30:21
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Quote (smoked @ Mar 4 2009 - 12:29:44)
pooping


 
#484851 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:30:49
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cake
 
#484853 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:35:48
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organ set is to be replaced with various items from the taco bell menu

i LOL'd
 
#484855 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:40:26
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Is jsp down cuz I'm seeing tons of ppl I don't know
 
#484860 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:44:57
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Quote (smoked @ Mar 4 2009 - 13:40:26)
Is jsp down cuz I'm seeing tons of ppl I don't know


HEY
 
#484861 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:45:18
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obligatory salutations
 
#484870 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 13:59:57
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lol
 
#484871 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 14:00:23
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Mar 4 2009 - 13:59:57)
lol


mexican'ts
 
#484882 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 14:17:13
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so still no word on diablo being replaced by a speedy gonzales?
 
#484989 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 17:52:08
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lol
 
#485094 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 20:40:35
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Mar 4 2009 - 13:59:57)
lol


mexican'ts


 
#485106 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 21:04:43
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cake
 
#485109 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 21:07:56
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LOL
 
#485113 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 21:16:53
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lol faggot
 
#485120 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 21:28:06
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Quote (Ozzy @ Mar 4 2009 - 21:16:53)
lol faggot


n2cum8
 
#485121 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 21:29:01
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lol faggot


n2cum8

qti = was a bad idea
 
#485122 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 21:31:22
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lol faggot


n2cum8

qti = was a bad idea


Dumbass
 
#485123 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 21:33:12
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M_A_T_T, Ozzy
 
#485125 | Wed - Mar 4 2009 - 21:34:55
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Quote (Ozzy @ Mar 4 2009 - 21:29:01)
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lol faggot


n2cum8

qti = was a bad idea


do it again
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