isketch with m8s, was top dog ofc.
took shower, no jerking because was trying to get some vagina
got dressed like a prep faggot because was going out with HCB's( high class broads, all in gucci etc etc, but fuck it they are dimes)
did 4 shots of shit vodka for pre game
walked to this party.
realized it was across the street from UP
went in anyway
in the party for 1 minute, 4 kids talked shit to me for no reason
almost head butted one kid in the nose, but was backed away by owner of the house
hung out with the HCBs for a while, spitting game. had one eating out of the palm of my hand
kid cock blocked me and my one friend, we let it slide
went to piss in bathroom, opened up his shampoo and pissed in it and all in his shower and soap etc
friend pissed in sink
went out, got more drunk off shitty beer
smoked their weed out of nb bong
drank more
watched syracuse game in a crowded room
one faggot kid tried to kick us out because we were "in his way"
told him to i shit my pan­ts ofc, and got literally thrown out by 3 huge guys
friends came out, i said lets do it
pounded on door, pussys didnt come out
went back to our dorms, ate ramen, than realized fuck this we are going back
went back, did the same. they came out with beer bottles, broke them and told us to leave.
so we left.

nb night, dont think im going back to those faggots house


tl;dr, got drunk, didnt get laid, almost got stabbed by broken beer bottle

kid cock blocked me and my one friend, we let it slide

^best part

smoked their weed out of nb bong

best part

n1 story, well told

ya

weak

this is like every friday for me sadly

the one upper

arent you like 15? can u even drive?

arent you a virgin?

arent you a huge faggot?

6th edit

This post has been edited by BBQ on Fri - Mar 13 2009 - 16:27:47

i knew you werent getting laid last night

heres why:

[19:30] Bill: inever
[19:30] Bill: fucked drunk
[19:30] Bill: in my life
[19:30] Bill: how sad
[19:30] Bill: is that

Birthday: Aug 13 1992

anything you can do I can do better
i can do anything better than you
no you cant, yes i can
no you cant, yes i can
no you cant, yes i can
yes i can!

LOL faggot

thats not even that sad

half the time i dont want to fuck when im drunk, the other half i cant

not seeing what the fuck this has to do with anything

haha

edit: 2,000

This post has been edited by BBQ on Fri - Mar 13 2009 - 17:03:19

haha
i'm 16 and ive probably seen more done more and lived more of an eventful life

bbq got caught up while i was rapeing him to miss his 2k poop,lol

you use any opportunity possible to try to reclaim your epride dont you?

and 2k poops is not anything to be happy about i couldnt care less

really?
because it looked like 1k was a big deal to you
http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=23800&f=10

#1 - i was hammered
#2 - 1k is an achievement, than 10k than 20k etc

i almost wish i was as cool as you
getting drunk then pooping on dcnet is the shit

LOL dude, you realize your like the retarded kid that we let hang out with us so we can laugh at all the stupid shit you say and do?

i shit my pan­ts

whats your jsp?

shits getting heated

you often say we, but as a "we" i'd presume you mean the guild
which you got denied access to

no raffles is just a retard, and i guess the only reason he isnt banned is cuz he plays runescape with you? and dont care tbh

im done talking about raffles, he already shitted up this toilet like he does every other one

i honestly would qti as a sacrifie if he was permabanned

heated shit

mmmmmmm my favorite

itt
i declair roffles as a pro troll

second through, downgraded to above average troll

fuck ya

winner once again

but on his way to a very good troll with a few more "i hate you"'s

that was honestly, the only comeback you have ever said to anyone on this forum that i have viewed that actually made sense, so pat yourself on the back and go drink a juice box from ur mommys fridge

the only way you relate to this story at all is the fact that you never get laid

leave it to joe to identify a good troll

praolbey training him and shit

i dont know why you think you know me, or think you know how i know gary
if you showed any intrest in who i am, what i do, or whatever the fuck else you wanna know... let me know i'd be glad to share

because unlike you i dont show my insecurities on the internet

and 3 more " you don't know me ", and one more " i love how you judge me on the internet "

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING PIEGUY?!?!

i show my insecurities on the internet... becasue i poop a funny drunk story to a forum of men who have all had nights like that and would laugh about it...

ok... your a fucking idiot, just leave

lying about your height/weight on the internet is a pretty big insecurity

o ya and only need 2 more " you dont know me's"

Who are you? What is you line of work? Are you a high school student? How did you accumulate nearly 10k poops so fast? Will you donate me some FPS?
What is you jsp account? (provide link)

^^ interest shown. respond PLIZ

sup just runecrafting here

when you have ppl like scott backing me up, than you know your hated.

stop repeating yourself

ive been banned once, and voted on to come back
if you wanna blame anyone for your hate towards me, blame everyone who voted me back in

thanks and have a fine day

man, that shit was wack yo

not really bill, i just like stirring shit up