you self righteous mother fucker, you're a gigantic piece of shit and the reason why I hate your average

I hope the next time you go to get ice out of you expensive refridgerator you lose track of one measley cube of ice, which you proceed to slip and bash your stupid, astronomically improportional cranium off your equally as expensive marble counter top, resulting in both your death and the excretion of any lingering bowels.


In closing, you fucking suck. I rest my case. have a god damned gn8.