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The other week I was in Denver visiting my sister, and we decided to go to the Cheesecake Factory to get "Bang Bang Chicken and Shrimp" because it rapes all other food.
Seriously, you taste this and after that everything else tastes like shit.
But I digress.
While waiting for our food, cause we got it to go, there were a brother and sister playing in the revolving door.
After a while of seeing them obnoxiously laugh and play, leaving greasy little handprints on the door, their three year old sister Tottled over from their mother (Who did not care) and decided to join them.
They didn't notice, and kept pushing the door. Well, the three year old was halfway into the revolving door when it nearly came around and smashed her head in, mind you these are heavy doors.
But WHO had to get up, and save the little girl? MY FUCKING SISTER.
I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO WATCH A CHILD DIE AND MY SISTER FUCKING STOPPED IT!
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER.

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Hey , where you goin' with that gun in your hand

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