Waking up grumpy and dirty, hung over from last night, eww!
don't remember what happened, but there looks like there was a fight

my eyes are are all swollen, I’ve bruises all over my abdomen
and on top of all that I don't know whose house I'm in, huh?

what a wonderful life I've chosen for myself, great Brooks
for some reasons some people they wanna be me

but they don't want to be somebody else
I can't even figure out what I'm supposed to be doin'

where's my car
I'm muscling' bitches and mommy and daddy, my house is in ruin
where’s the bar

first

I think I’m on point but behind my back everyone’s laughin’ at me
But an eight ball a day keeps the doctor in my way and I can barely see
I’m known as a six-year-old living inside of a grown man
and I’m so hyper sometimes that I can't even bust a nut with my own hand

Ever want to quit and start all over again
Havin' a panic attack in the back of a Cadillac
on my way to the pawn shop to sell seven eight-track tapes that I found behind a dumpster
while I was smokin' crack amongst a bunch of monksters
under the cherry moon very soon
I'll have that peace that I've been searchin' door to door to door to door fo'
constantly jangy and mentally making excuses for drinking and always awaken
feeling like the biggest pussy that ever came out of one
I rhyme a Jamaican, I think I just heard a voice, I think he was sayin'
hey, you’re a stupid motherfucker with no sense of responsibility, a fuckin’ fiend
chasin’ a dream with your gas tank on E

Steppin’ up out of the emergency room looking fresh and clean
So fresh and so clean
I’m sober right now but give me two hours and I’ll be back to sniffin’ glue
First order of business is making it back to the crib
Hey you got two bucks?
Not easy to do in a hospital gown and a bib
Hell no you crazy fuck
It’s good that I love me and have lots of self-esteem
right
People think that I’m a loser but they just don’t know that I’m down with Puffy and Cream
My gut is expanding everything else is shrinking
I look good
I think my ankle is broken, my ribcage is smoking, my eyeball’s stopped blinking
Is that a piece of bud?
Broke into the titty bar lookin’ for one of my girlfriends
Hey girl
She’s the crippled one sliding around the pole with nothing
Rock my world
All of a sudden I’m being pulled by my feet out the door
Get him outta here
I knew I shouldn’t have bought you that wheelchair you ungrateful whore

/d

sounds gay

Just doing my part to get to 500,000!!